Wonders
12/27/22 07:05AM
Eeveelutions!!!
It's time to settle this once and for all! Who is the better Eeveelution?
Sylveon
Glaceon
Umbreon
Leafeon
Espeon
Jolteon
Vaporeon
Flareon
Eevee
Personally.... All of them are my favorite but I wanna hear from you guys
SickErrand
12/27/22 07:12AM
Let's get the funny hilarious joke out of the way and disregard any instances of the vaporeon copypasta. That said, i think vaporeon is my favorite because the fish dog look is fairly unique.
sendormir
12/27/22 07:18AM
Jolteon is my favorite because it's just a really spiky dog and I like that.

but if you wanna go off the deep end here, Nucleon is rad in the sub-atomic sense. love that little guy.
Nintendo_Fucker
12/27/22 07:26AM
Nintendo Fucker’s Eeveelution Ranking
9. Espeon
- Pretty cute, never gotten behind the hype though. Looks too bland yet too alien at the same time for me. Love the shade of pinkish-purple, and the dank green shiny the most though.

8. Flareon
- Kinda the same, but lil’ bit cuter. Love the poofy yellow fur on the orange body though, and the piercing black eyes. Wouldn’t be caught dead using it in battle.

7. Jolteon
- BEAST in Gen 1. Used to be my fav of the original 3 evos, but now I just like it cuz yellow spikey zappy dog.

6. Umbreon
- Slick black with yellow accents, the right kind of cool mystical feel I prefer over Espeon. Also a beast in being bulky in battle.

5. Sylveon
- Used to be my fav for a while, but the hype died down. Super cute Fairy design, though I think for some reason the blue accents bother me now among all the pink. Feels like its the most overdesigned. Needs more pink.

4. Eevee
- Ngl, I kinda like Eevee girl porn over Eevee the Pokémon, so bonus points for that. Feels underrated compared to other pornified Eevees. I mean it’s still Eevee, it’s still fucking cute!

3. Vaporeon
- Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Eeveelutions, I think Vaporeon is very neat and cool?

2. Glaceon
- I’m a Gen 4 Eevee shill, so my Top 2 are those. I love Ice and Grass types, so major bias. And Glaceon’s design is super sleek and cool, love using it in the games. Anyway, Glaceon porn is actually hotter than Vaporeon, fight me. (Don’t fight me)

1. Leafeon
- My underrated grass baby! I’ve used both of them in teams a lot in the games. I love green, and Grass types, and Leafeon not even being full green or covered in leaves and looking more like a dog that grew out of the dirt is so cool to me. Makes me feel warm and cozy.

Conclusion: There is no wrong answer, all Eevees are really good, in and out of porn.
AnalOnlyRper
12/27/22 07:29AM
Personally, always was a pretty big fan of Umbreon. Good stats for a wall, cool shiny, and a surprisingly good movepool. Also a fan of Jolteon, Glaceon, and Espeon though.

But, going off the deep end, Napoleon. Insane competitively, great matchup against most of the everpresent European threats, and overall just a good design.
Chiako_Nanami(MaleChiaki)
12/27/22 04:23PM
Flareon. Best one for cuddling for it is warm and soft.
H4ru70
12/27/22 07:42PM
I like Umbreon just cause it's black, 2nd favorite would be Sylveon, 3rd would Eevee, 4th would be Jolteon, not sure about the others cause I've not used any in a playthrough of Pokémon
Sphery
12/27/22 08:07PM
Definitely Umbreon. Especially shiny Umbreon is POGGERS!
BlazingCock33
12/27/22 10:31PM
Sylveon, for sure!

I have this little headcanon that Sylveons like to tie a nice bow around the necks of their mates with their ribbon feelers.

So imagine a Sylveon is out with her trainer and he starts chatting with a cute human girl. The Sylveon gets a little jealous and decides to tie a neat bow around her trainer's neck and gives a smug look to the blushing girl.
Broken_Gizmo
12/27/22 10:42PM
As others have said, there are no bad answers, for me it's
Glaceon - it's one of those pokemon that seems to have permanent bedroom eyes, i've never been that into ice-types excluding Lapras, Sneasel, Weavile, Kyurem, and well Glaceon, but that one Mnxenx001 pic (again sorry i can't post links) pretty much cemented it as my favorite eeveelution.
Umbreon - loved dark-types since they were first introduced and Umbreon has one of the best designs of the first few, pure black fur, glowing red eyes and yellow rings, other than the "sweats poison" thing what's not to love.
Everything after i can't decide.
richr1232
12/27/22 10:47PM
Umbreon was both the first shiny Pokemon I ever bred for + the first ever competitive Pokemon I made, so it'll always have a special place in my heart.

Then Sylveon is cool

For Vaporeon I have a fun fact: hey guys, did you kno-

Jolteon

Espeon

Flareon

Leafeon is leaf

And Glaceon.
Bluecanine12
03/02/23 04:15AM
Honestly vaporeon is my adorable guilty pleasure, but umbreon male would be so awesome to fuck. He's so cute
MinuanoCBW
03/02/23 04:25AM
Above has the right ideas; But instead of a male Unbreon, I'd instead rail a female one.
gh0stb0i
03/02/23 04:28AM
Jolteon tbh. Jolteon has always been my fav pokemon in general. sexually? I'd prob say umbreon or flareon :P sylveon as well
FanficFetishist
03/02/23 07:37AM
Chiako_Nanami(MaleChiaki) said:
Flareon. Best one for cuddling for it is warm and soft.


You. I like you.
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