Like you know the pictures of men or futa having cocks that go to their knees, or past that if you want to go truly hyper. But my question is, what do you guys think it would feel like to have a cock that big?

If we're going off of real life logic then it would be EXTREMELY painful, especially during erections. All that blood having to pump down toward your dick instead of the rest of your body would definitely put you in a bad spot. And for the most part it'd probably just get in the way, too - clothes shopping would be a nightmare.

Otherwise, I imagine it'd just feel pretty normal to the people that have them.

I know for certain you wouldn’t be able to get hard if it was that big. I think the biggest dick on record is like 3 feet and he can’t even get hard. Not enough blood can be pumped get it to grow

it would be painful, all the blood rushing to your dick when you get hard would take the blood away from everywhere else and you couldnt function properly. it would never fit in your pants right, and it would even be painful just to walk. technically speaking your balls would also have to be huge, and that would just be awkward and probably would hurt too

Biggest human dick on record is only 13.5 inches. Where the hell did you get 3 feet from?


Like having a fire extinguisher strapped to your crotch 24/7.

Sad, no one would want to have sex with you.

Apparently it wasn’t three feet, but I found a couple articles about a guy with an 18.9 inch penis. So, I must’ve misheard

Speaking from horny it'd probably be cool, but realistically impractical and not really beneficial either for sex or anything else. No one would be able to take it so all you could do is get handjobs or something.

Painful, gross, actually annoying for the one who has to hang with it...
Problems to put stuff, problems with clothing, sex would be awful/straight no, masturbation would be problematic, wounds would be serious if you had an accident as falling down...

As sexy it sounds, in reality its a problem

To skip past the reality of it, since everyone's already addressed it.

While yeah, it's a pain to clothe, I imagine that if you did have the blood for it, it'd feel... tension relieving. Like your shoulders and legs just don't feel as heavy or tired. I do question balance with oversized dicks but more reason for the hung femboy bodytype to be so fun.

gets boring after a while. I mean yeah you probably get a kick out of having a five-foot dick with girth double the size of your leg, but you gotta leave your house for your job eventually. And you're gonna get fined for public indecency, no getting around it

but yeah it's hot especially when you can find someone that can stand up to the Dick

Being a female, would this question be how would i feel having one or how would i feel being fucked irl by one?

Hear me out.

What if you just... had more blood?

"Doc, this is heavy!"
-Marty McFly, Time Traveler

For fun's sake, let's assume most of the realistic drawbacks aren't present, since that is what most hyper cock images on this site act like is the case anyways. So, despite how my cock would be several feet long, we'll assume that I can carry it just fine, that I'll magically have enough blood appear to have a full erection in relatively quick time, my huge balls will be able to produce loads of cum, any girl would stretch to fit around my cock with minimal pain, and in some manner I'd be able to go out in public, whether just letting it all hang out or people are fine with my obscene bulge.

With that out of the way, I'd imagine that having a hyper cock would just exude sexual energy all the time. Getting a boner would get my blood pumping, as my massive slab of meat would throb with my heartbeat oozing precum all over. I wouldn't be able to fit my hands around my giant rod, and would feel sensitive and pleasurable to touch (as well as sending pleasure signals to my brain whenever my hyper cock slammed into something just with its sheer size). Any orgasm would probably result in loads and loads of cum coating every surface of the room I happened to be in. Presumably I'd have custom made underwear and pants that would strain to contain my bulge, and the tightness would just add to the sense of how big my cock was. I'd get looks and stares from all the girls enthralled by the site of my cock and from guys envious and emasculated by my giant cock. People would probably keep "accidentally" bumping into my cock in order to get a feel for it.