Hosiery_Lover_Minotaur said:
Hahaihavetourettes said:
Had a dream I went to get my car fixed at the mechanic. After I asked for someone to help me a mouthwatering-ly handsome man appeared, he was around 220 cm tall, strong shoulders and arms, long blonde hair in a low ponytail, all that good stuff. I sheepishly tell him what the problem is and he fixes it, then I just kinda state at him and tell him that I didn't bring cash but I could pay him another way. He immediately grabs me by my hair, puts me against a wall and fucks the shit out of me.
Can I return to dreamland please?
You sure that wasnt just a porn video you watched?
Honestly, I'd love to know if there's actually a porn vid like that, it sounds like there is but after I searched I didn't find anything. I really really hope it exists because it was the best dream I've had in a while.