SYLVYsnugglez
10/07/21 11:21AM
Human vs animal privates?
We all know what a penis is
and some of us (me included) Know what an animal looks like

Quick story: back when i was 14 ish i was with a relative on a walk with his dog and had to go “no.2” so i stood back and (idk if its just his dog) the dog squats and i see this red thing pop out (that was its penis) and it freaked me out for the rest of the day

So im wandering is the art on here (of like Pokémon and other stuff) somewhat accurate to irl pets? His was the only male dog ive seen *ever* so im not sure
4usernames
10/07/21 04:24PM
Well, the thing is, when a dog gets "hard" it doesn't push its entire dick out, that only happens when it feels that there is a pussy pressed up against his sheath, or when someone forces it out with their hand. So yes, if you've seen a pokémon rule34 drawing with a canine pokémon, then it's cock is probably accurate
Lothar_The_Elder
10/07/21 09:01PM
Aside from the occasional horse or bull penis on, for example, a deer or goat, most of the animal penises I've seen on here have been accurately drawn.

Slightly off-topic, I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to have grown up without dogs around all the time and to have been 14 before seeing my first doggy boner, or at least semi-boner.
NoSam123
10/07/21 09:46PM
888SubBoy888
10/07/21 11:43PM
Interesting...

I remember around that age, in gym class sitting on the tennis courts a classmate was looking at a book about dogs, and he was looking at, and commenting on all the dog penises, I thought that was weird.

Wonder what he's doing now? Hope he's okay.
PandorasDickInABox
10/08/21 01:52AM
I assume it varies from artist to artist? I mean some of these artists draw human dicks pretty weird after all. I assume for creatures like Pokemon and other fictional creatures the artist just goes for as close as they can...or just does what they want.
LM44
10/08/21 08:56AM
TL:DR - I've seen a dog's in real life; but science has introduced me to the dicks of other species... and the weird ways in which they work
Well, beside dog's, I haven't seen others in real life; but since I've wandered the internet for different curious facts and seen quite some documentaries... from time to time the dicks of other living beings pop here and there for science (I really mean it: National Geographic has this documentary called "The King Cobra" that devotes a segment to cobra's fucking XD).

Have I been grossed for what I've seen? Sometimes. Not to the point to want to stab my eyes and wash in holy water, but when I recall some images I think "I could have skipped that scene and live a happy life".

Was I attracted somehow to make those designs part of my hentai fetishes? Not really; not the figures at least. But the practices... those are interesting actually. They put into perspective why humans do what they do and how some R34 scenarios could be more kinky (or weird, depending on personal tastes XD).

What I think of artists and their designs involving this? For what I've seen, the general "most accepted" (so to speak) design lies between dog's and horses (each version stylishes the details of the design for their own purposes; very few artists actually go for realistic depictions when it's not part of the fantasy).

It makes sense, specially when "furry" or "bestiality" is not the main focus of the work, or it would be impossible to make generally acceptable art based on that: snake pokemons should have two dicks (and fuck for hours), whale pokemons (or Beast Boy) should have a dick the size of a car, cat pokemons should have spikes on theirs (something that hurts the pussy a lot), duck characters (depending on the species) could have "corkscrew dicks" (for some reason some birds like pretty rough action, the corkscrew shape is because the female has evolved to have fake vaginal channels to make difficult fertilization when she doesn't want it... so yeah, the male bird basically forces his way into that laberynth), snails fence with their "dicks" to decide who will be the one impregnated (snails don't have average dicks, they shoot calcium darts filled with hormones and chemicals that trigger pregnancy in the one who gets the biggest dose), some fishes become "sperm parasites" of the females (they bite the female, the wound heals around their mouths, their eyes rot, they lose shape since they feed directly from the bloodstream of the female and when she needs sperm to fertilized her eggs... the fellow just let's his load go inside her and it travels to her eggs, no regular intercourse needed).

Yep, the world is a very strange and kinky place.
4usernames
10/08/21 08:08PM
LM44 said:
Well, beside dog's, I haven't seen others in real life; but since I've wandered the internet for different curious facts and seen quite some documentaries... from time to time the dicks of other living beings pop here and there for science (I really mean it: National Geographic has this documentary called "The King Cobra" that devotes a segment to cobra's fucking XD).

Have I been grossed for what I've seen? Sometimes. Not to the point to want to stab my eyes and wash in holy water, but when I recall some images I think "I could have skipped that scene and live a happy life".

Was I attracted somehow to make those designs part of my hentai fetishes? Not really; not the figures at least. But the practices... those are interesting actually. They put into perspective why humans do what they do and how some R34 scenarios could be more kinky (or weird, depending on personal tastes XD).

What I think of artists and their designs involving this? For what I've seen, the general "most accepted" (so to speak) design lies between dog's and horses (each version stylishes the details of the design for their own purposes; very few artists actually go for realistic depictions when it's not part of the fantasy).

It makes sense, specially when "furry" or "bestiality" is not the main focus of the work, or it would be impossible to make generally acceptable art based on that: snake pokemons should have two dicks (and fuck for hours), whale pokemons (or Beast Boy) should have a dick the size of a car, cat pokemons should have spikes on theirs (something that hurts the pussy a lot), duck characters (depending on the species) could have "corkscrew dicks" (for some reason some birds like pretty rough action, the corkscrew shape is because the female has evolved to have fake vaginal channels to make difficult fertilization when she doesn't want it... so yeah, the male bird basically forces his way into that laberynth), snails fence with their "dicks" to decide who will be the one impregnated (snails don't have average dicks, they shoot calcium darts filled with hormones and chemicals that trigger pregnancy in the one who gets the biggest dose), some fishes become "sperm parasites" of the females (they bite the female, the wound heals around their mouths, their eyes rot, they lose shape since they feed directly from the bloodstream of the female and when she needs sperm to fertilized her eggs... the fellow just let's his load go inside her and it travels to her eggs, no regular intercourse needed).

Yep, the world is a very strange and kinky place.

Another thing you forgot to mention is that pigs have similar corkscrew cocks, and when they cum, they release this white gel substance that's meant to keep the cum inside the sow's pussy. It's very weird.
888SubBoy888
10/09/21 09:26AM
That snail Coitus sounds funny, they go; PEW PEW PEW, When they shoot their sperm darts! Lol
SYLVYsnugglez
10/14/21 07:43AM
Lothar_The_Elder said:
Aside from the occasional horse or bull penis on, for example, a deer or goat, most of the animal penises I've seen on here have been accurately drawn.

Slightly off-topic, I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to have grown up without dogs around all the time and to have been 14 before seeing my first doggy boner, or at least semi-boner.

first male dog,
i grew up with a girl black lab
SYLVYsnugglez
10/14/21 07:46AM
[quote] snails fence with their "dicks" to decide who will be the one impregnated (snails don't have average dicks, they shoot calcium darts filled with hormones and chemicals that trigger pregnancy in the one who gets the biggest dose) [quote]

Snails have one?! Wwhat?
tiger837
10/14/21 10:41AM
Wait a minute pig penises are totally f**king weird. It is I check it!
4usernames
10/14/21 02:39PM
tiger837 said:
Wait a minute pig penises are totally f**king weird. It is I check it!

Don't say I didn't warn you
Trans_Dawn
10/14/21 04:33PM
I like animals (not furry or anthro, just beast) with human dicks
DirtyMind91
01/29/23 01:04PM
I like Both ^^
Im a fulltime Horse Farmer/Breeder so i have a lot of experience with Horse Privats ^^
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