Rule 34 - Is anybody here in a relationship?

Mr_XXX

12/07/13 12:38PM

ValiantCave said:
An internet girlfriend will never work out. Trust me, it always fails.

Drake1999 said:
They fail, but the interwebs are a great place to meet one nite stands though.

Three words: Fuck. You. Both.

JakeLovesTits said:
Internet relationships DO NOT FAIL. My bro has been dating his internet gf for three years almost. And they have met up, and they have fucked!

GAH! How the shell to you even know that?!?! Wait, lemme guess..... They got babies. XD

SomeGuyFromTheInternet

12/07/13 12:41PM

Mr_XXX said:

ValiantCave said:
An internet girlfriend will never work out. Trust me, it always fails.

Drake1999 said:
They fail, but the interwebs are a great place to meet one nite stands though.

Three words: Fuck. You. Both.

And why's that?

I interesting thing with me is that people keep asking me if I have a girlfriend and they act surprised when I that I don't. They keep telling me that I'm nice and charming or whatever then they think it weird and they say "I can not believe you do not have a girlfriend." I guess I'm just one of those people who will end up dying alone but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try and find the right person for me.

servs

12/07/13 02:42PM

Same here.

ACS said:
I interesting thing with me is that people keep asking me if I have a girlfriend and they act surprised when I that I don't. They keep telling me that I'm nice and charming or whatever then they think it weird and they say "I can not believe you do not have a girlfriend." I guess I'm just one of those people who will end up dying alone but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try and find the right person for me.

^ When people come up with that, I just say: "Well I'm not in the mood for relationships, I like being single."

Shaded_Cube

12/07/13 05:14PM

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:

Gloom said:

Gloom said:
It seems no one got my joke... oh well.

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:
Well yeah, I didn't get it.

At the risk of killing the joke:

Gloom said:
I've been stabbed in the back many times in the past.
Don't leave carving forks on the bench...

....What.

the joke is that he was literally backstabbed.

Honestly...

SomeGuyFromTheInternet

12/07/13 05:20PM

Shaded_Cube said:

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:

Gloom said:

Gloom said:
It seems no one got my joke... oh well.

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:
Well yeah, I didn't get it.

At the risk of killing the joke:

Gloom said:
I've been stabbed in the back many times in the past.
Don't leave carving forks on the bench...

....What.

the joke is that he was literally backstabbed.

Honestly...

I mean I got it but...well, I didn't expect that, wasn't that much of a joke though.

Drake1999

12/07/13 09:20PM

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:

Drake1999 said:
Tell me about it. It was fun though.

But she was kinda sex serious about you.

Yeah but insane lol

tiger837

12/07/13 09:52PM

i met this girl at the bar and we didn't hit it off, but i know she want me to have sex with her in hotel room. so she was a hot MILF.

Sabertooth_Titties

12/07/13 10:06PM

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:
And why's that?

Because he'll cry otherwise.

SomeGuyFromTheInternet

12/08/13 02:39AM

Drake1999 said:

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:

Drake1999 said:
Tell me about it. It was fun though.

But she was kinda sex serious about you.

Yeah but insane lol

Well she wouldn't be insane if YOU went crazy on her body that day :U

Drake1999

12/08/13 06:24AM

Not my fault she let me use my imagination, and do with her whatever popped into my head.

SomeGuyFromTheInternet

12/08/13 06:27AM

Drake1999 said:
Not my fault she let me use my imagination, and do with her whatever popped into my head.

Well, that's what caused her to do the same, that's what I believe.

Drake1999

12/08/13 06:52AM

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:

Drake1999 said:
Not my fault she let me use my imagination, and do with her whatever popped into my head.

Well, that's what caused her to do the same, that's what I believe.

Yeah but she was doing and asking for just as many kinky things. There is a difference between crazy sex and crazy stalkerish behavior lol.

SomeGuyFromTheInternet

12/08/13 07:00AM

Drake1999 said:

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:

Drake1999 said:
Not my fault she let me use my imagination, and do with her whatever popped into my head.

Well, that's what caused her to do the same, that's what I believe.

Yeah but she was doing and asking for just as many kinky things. There is a difference between crazy sex and crazy stalkerish behavior lol.

Well, she didnt stalk you, she just wanted more :U

Drake1999

12/08/13 07:05AM

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:
Well, she didnt stalk you, she just wanted more :U

Hey she set the rules up from the get go, i just agreed to em. All i know is she went nuttier than my ex-wife, and she was a crazy bitch.