Rule 34 - Is anybody here in a relationship?

Linkonpark100

12/06/13 03:46PM

Shaded_Cube said:
I could get a man if I wanted, I just don't need one. I'm a strong independent black woman!

That's gonna be one of the dumbest jokes I've made here.

I'd be flabbergasted if you actually were a woman.

flash193

12/06/13 07:48PM

MariowiiX said:
I have a Girlfriend on here named cherryrose....

that doesn't count, she has to be human :/

Gloom

12/06/13 09:56PM

It seems no one got my joke... oh well.

JakeLovesTits

12/07/13 02:20AM

Internet relationships DO NOT FAIL. My bro has been dating his internet gf for three years almost. And they have met up, and they have fucked!

Drake1999

12/07/13 09:54AM

They fail, but the interwebs are a great place to meet one nite stands though.

PrincessBLARITY

12/07/13 11:25AM

Drake1999 said:
They fail, but the interwebs are a great place to meet one nite stands though.

This point exactly.You never know what your REALLY falling in love with.it might be a talking dog,an old "thirsty"lady or Fuking tupac!8O

SomeGuyFromTheInternet

12/07/13 11:28AM

Gloom said:
It seems no one got my joke... oh well.

Well yeah, I didn't get it.

Drake1999

12/07/13 11:39AM

PrincessBLARITY said:

Drake1999 said:
They fail, but the interwebs are a great place to meet one nite stands though.

This point exactly.You never know what your REALLY falling in love with.it might be a talking dog,an old "thirsty"lady or Fuking tupac!8O

Yeah i dunno bout that lol, but the majotlrity of women ive met fucked 15 mins after i met them, and were totally insane, great in bed, but fucking nuts

PrincessBLARITY

12/07/13 11:43AM

Drake1999 said:

PrincessBLARITY said:

Drake1999 said:
They fail, but the interwebs are a great place to meet one nite stands though.

This point exactly.You never know what your REALLY falling in love with.it might be a talking dog,an old "thirsty"lady or Fuking tupac!8O

Yeah i dunno bout that lol, but the majotlrity of women ive met fucked 15 mins after i met them, and were totally insane, great in bed, but fucking nuts

Lol...how fuking crazy? >XD

Gloom

12/07/13 11:48AM

Gloom said:
It seems no one got my joke... oh well.

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:
Well yeah, I didn't get it.

At the risk of killing the joke:

Gloom said:
I've been stabbed in the back many times in the past.
Don't leave carving forks on the bench...

SomeGuyFromTheInternet

12/07/13 11:51AM

Gloom said:

Gloom said:
It seems no one got my joke... oh well.

SomeGuyFromTheInternet said:
Well yeah, I didn't get it.

At the risk of killing the joke:

Gloom said:
I've been stabbed in the back many times in the past.
Don't leave carving forks on the bench...

....What.

Drake1999

12/07/13 11:51AM

PrincessBLARITY said:

Drake1999 said:

PrincessBLARITY said:

Drake1999 said:
They fail, but the interwebs are a great place to meet one nite stands though.

This point exactly.You never know what your REALLY falling in love with.it might be a talking dog,an old "thirsty"lady or Fuking tupac!8O

Like the woman about i met up with a while back, she was hot a little older than me, we had a 4 hour marathon fuck fest, i got to cum in every hole she had and i had eaten her to cumming 3 or so times before we really got going, i lost track of her cumming (it was a bit) but anyway the nect day when im leaving she grabs my dick looks me in the eye, tells me its hers now, and no other woman better get near it. I had to change my number and jobs.

Yeah i dunno bout that lol, but the majotlrity of women ive met fucked 15 mins after i met them, and were totally insane, great in bed, but fucking nuts

Lol...how fuking crazy? >XD

But she was kinda sex serious about you.