I have a Girlfriend on here named cherryrose....

wat

Nah son, relationships are expensive.

Wait, you have a girlfriend IRL or you met her on here? im pretty sure any girlfriend i would ever have wouldn't like knowing i'm on here. xD

I just recently got one. So I've got that going for me.

An internet girlfriend will never work out. Trust me, it always fails.

Unless you're Sabertooth_Titties.

Oh, it'll all go down the drain. Don't know when, don't know how. Or perhaps I'm too cynical...

I could get a man if I wanted, I just don't need one. I'm a strong independent black woman!

That's gonna be one of the dumbest jokes I've made here.

I prefer to be alone, plus I've been stabbed in the back many times in the past.
Don't leave carving forks on the bench...

I understand that pain Gloom. But i feel lucky after finding a girl that made me believe in true love again.

Not always, Ive seen a couple lasting relationships.

Sadly, no. But I'm working on it. Hard to find a frisky, intelligent girl. ;p

No

^what the top said...smh