(Naaah xD) *comes up for air*

(why would i want reality when i come online to get away from it? XD) *laughs* so had enough?

(are we playing a game of magical say uncle? or is it just me? night all i'm off to bed now)

(Oh, it. Is. ON!) *throws a giant shark made of pool noodles at him, the shark gnawing on him to no avail*

((Now this is getting... ridiculous... because this is a public pool...))

((and your point? lol it's not like we're hurting each other and magical worlds can't have public pools?))
*with a snap of my fingers i change your pool noodle shark into a dolphin and has it push you around the pool with its nose*

((My point is this is a pool...))

*does a cannon ball*CANNON BALL MOTHER FUCKERS WHOOOOO!!!*splash!*

((i don't really see this point, i mean if you had magical powers and was goofing off in a pool wouldn't you drop spheres of water on your friends heads?))
*laughs as i get plashed*

((No, because my "powers", magical or not, would disagree with water, and [fortunately] everybody in the pool would smell like burnt asshole, and eventually die because of the immense pulses entering/exiting their hearts.))

((oh i see not a friend of the water lol but not all magic is destructive like that and it's a lot of fun to create critters from pool inspired elements and use them to harmlessly battle each other lol plus it helps you with your precision))

*I lie down near the edge of the pool with a newspaper and begin to read*

uhhhh, sexcellent!

*turns around distracted* what?

((I'm going to act like Blitz didn't pull me in...))

*I still sit in the chair, watching the passing girls.*

*Stepping through the double doors of the public pool entrance i begin to scan the area for a location to sun bathe and if there is any pool bar, luckily there is. i smile to myself*

Hope they have what i want...

*I stroll towards a spot i have picked out, noticing a few looks from people just because of my presents, i wear my white swim shorts with the quicksliver's logo stripped down the side for shoes i wear some black flip flops and i wear my favorite set of aviator shades*