PrincessBLARITY said:
*Im enjoying myself getting sloppy drunk until I spot a little kid falling and drowning in the deep edge of the pool*gurgle,cough,cough*help!help!somebody save me!save me!
*the lifeguard doesn't take notice*
lifeguard save him!
save who?
You Brainless Asshole!
*I run over the deep end jump in and swim after the little boy*
Me:Don't worry im here!
Kid:*cough,cough*oh Bless you m'am*we get to the shallow end*
Me:You have to be more careful next time don't run
Kid:Oh I will m'am thank you so much for saving me
Me:No problem
*His mother comes*
Oh billy!You scared me to death!Oh thank you princess youre a hero!
*Im enjoying myself getting sloppy drunk until I spot a little kid falling and drowning in the deep edge of the pool*gurgle,cough,cough*help!help!somebody save me!save me!
*the lifeguard doesn't take notice*
lifeguard save him!
save who?
You Brainless Asshole!
*I run over the deep end jump in and swim after the little boy*
Me:Don't worry im here!
Kid:*cough,cough*oh Bless you m'am*we get to the shallow end*
Me:You have to be more careful next time don't run
Kid:Oh I will m'am thank you so much for saving me
Me:No problem
*His mother comes*
Oh billy!You scared me to death!Oh thank you princess youre a hero!
(Erm... there are no children at my home <.< too much alchohol xD)