Theudas's Immoderation, or How Gigantidicks Would Have Gladly Ripped Many a Vagina apart If Only…
The sun rose over a celestial palace unbeknownst to humanity, but known amongst its dwellers as the Celestial Palace. As shown by this name, lack of originality is not a specificity of terrestrial beings. Those who lived in the Celestial Palace were mostly servants under the heel of capricious gods. Divine essence blossomed in the bosoms of these slaves, yet so minimal in quantity that it barely allowed them to endure the pressure of these pinnacles. Apart from the survival of minions, this bestowing of ambrosian substance ensured their frustration and envy; and so were the gods superior—or so did they feel... at least.
However, the unforeseen payback consisted in an excess of supreme energy in those who had appropriated it. Theudas, a powerful immortal, was a good illustration of this paradox. More often than not, his uncontrollable libido would make him descend from the cloud realms so as to seek mortal preys. He would transform in a splendid individual—of whatever sex, depending on his fancy—and seek out lovers—of all sorts: humans, animals, young, old, anything that could satisfy his unbridled needs. Once he had laid hand on a convenient subject, he would either coax his target with sugared words or wildly rape it.
In any case, this was the moment when things fell apart—inevitably. His sense of domination would ingratiate him so much that his sexual organs would grow until they reached monstrous proportions, rendering him utterly incapable of any act of love—or rather lust—even with the biggest creatures at his disposal. In fact, his organs alone would become so unbearably large that his incarnation would burst into pieces every time he tried to ease his lubricious desire.
And so did Theudas and his brethrens feast upon the alleged frustration of their merry servants, who were as many witnesses to the gods' ludicrous attempts at ravishing mortal pleasures. The Celestial Palace remained a grotesque show of farcical failures until it was taken over by more moderate tyrants, whose mild needs—in comparison—made them the fittest in this struggle of (super)natural selection.