7ir9in said:
"Hey uhhhhhh I can't get it up anymore, but I got a savings account"
Close runners-up:
"Hey baby. Are you looking for a stud? Cuz I got 'S, T, D' and all I need is 'U'"
"Hey does this smell like chloroform? Ha jk! Hey I'm Tom"
Wtffff ahah these are wilds xD
The only one pickup line i got was kind of really weird... I've went to a bakery everyday for lunch and one of the girls selling the food gave me:
-my order
-a piece of paper (with her Snapchat)
And said "you can have a special pastry if you call me."
The only proposal i ever got... I wanna die.