Funny headcanons
Headcanons for any character, can be SFW, can be NSFW, just abide by rule34 TOS
Pillagers like to sit in their tower and throw eggs at creepers for fun.
doltscanttag said:
Pillagers like to sit in their tower and throw eggs at creepers for fun.
sometimes they switch it up and throw some phantom membrane at them. (My addition)
Pillagers like to sit in their tower and throw eggs at creepers for fun.
Clone Troopers throw used tissues at each other in the barracks on Kamino to piss each other off.
Subnautica, Reaper Leviathans are actually really friendly but their mandibles are the only way they can hug and it happens to be by their mouths so
The creator for Xenoblade Chronicles got mad at seeing so much Rex porn and went "No!! My OC is so fucking cool, watch me cook!" as he proceeded to give Rex three lovers and make him a gigachad
My goofiest fucking headcanon for Pretty Blood is that Nappy haunts her mom for dairy queen coupons
that and Nono is more serious than Sadny
that and Nono is more serious than Sadny
My little head cannon for Splatoon is captain 3 is cool with you calling her a he because she's been mistaken for a guy so many times she doesn't really care anymore
1) Lara Croft goes on adventures in the most remote paces looking for sex, she not only gets it on with the natives, or with the trinity henchmen, she actively gets it on with animals she encounters. Especially dogs. The heroine adventuress is just for show.
2)Ciri and Baron happened. Ciri and Geralt happened. Yennefer’s is lowkey into domination and cucking. Triss well… Triss is lucky to join on the odd threesome
Witchers use sex most of the time to bargain the monsters.
3) Lady Dimitrescu has a sexual relationship with all her lovely daughters. Mother Miranda reunited with a grown up Rose and they became impassioned lovers. Mia and Donna were a thing. Leon gave in and he and Ashley had a night of hot steamy passion. This is after he found Mr. X shafting Ada Wong. Jill had a thing for the cereberus dogs and nemesis. Claire had a thing with Mr.X and the lickers. Chris… well Chris had Piers and now Ethan Winters.
Now if y’all disagree if any of my head cannon- you can fight me
2)Ciri and Baron happened. Ciri and Geralt happened. Yennefer’s is lowkey into domination and cucking. Triss well… Triss is lucky to join on the odd threesome
Witchers use sex most of the time to bargain the monsters.
3) Lady Dimitrescu has a sexual relationship with all her lovely daughters. Mother Miranda reunited with a grown up Rose and they became impassioned lovers. Mia and Donna were a thing. Leon gave in and he and Ashley had a night of hot steamy passion. This is after he found Mr. X shafting Ada Wong. Jill had a thing for the cereberus dogs and nemesis. Claire had a thing with Mr.X and the lickers. Chris… well Chris had Piers and now Ethan Winters.
Now if y’all disagree if any of my head cannon- you can fight me
Byleth calls Dimitri "Ratman" after the timeskip quite frequently.
Dimitri, on the other hand does not like the nickname.
Also Junpei returned to Building Q to retrieve the Funyarinpa after the credits. Looking at the Funyarinpa gives him motivation to see Akane again.
Dimitri, on the other hand does not like the nickname.
Also Junpei returned to Building Q to retrieve the Funyarinpa after the credits. Looking at the Funyarinpa gives him motivation to see Akane again.
