This is kind of like the "write a porn film one word at a time" thread but fuck it.

I'll start.

FADE IN:

EXT. CITY - NIGHT

(How much is allowed to be written in each post?)

Idonfuckinknow. I'll just set it at 2 lines max because that was how much I wrote.

[An 8ft tall male minotaur is walking along the sidewalk looking for a place to get a drink.]

(A course has been set. Now let's see who steers this ship into an iceberg first...)

@OceanPerson You're a pretty unpleasant person ngl

What the fuck is your problem? Why the fuck did you barge into my thread to say this?

Hehe

[As the minotaur arrives at the local pub, he witnesses a sailor and a werefox having a spat out the front.]

[He pays it no heed, as the information given is of no use. He then proceeds to order his favourite drink, water.]

[A small halfling bar keep is cleaning a glass to fill with water]
Bar keep: odd order, what's your story?

[The minotaur isn't too keen on sharing his story with every single person he comes across, so he tries to keep it short.]
I guess I should start somewhere more recent, just to narrow down the details.

[The minotaur takes a sip of his water and sighs.]

Minotaur: (grumbling) Work has been making me stressed lately. I just need a cool drink to help me unwind, you know?