Let's trade some Lewd stories about things we are not gonna forget

Before around 2-3 years i always texted with older guys on a few webside because i am always horny and kinda wanna know what they would like to do with me (Lewd) until i talked with one guy who lived in the same City like me and wanted to meet me for a talk without thinking of it i said yes and meet him at 10pm in the area just to go inside his car while we drove away near an abandoned parking spot a few minutes away where he told me I should take of my clothes and maybe go to the back and relax a bit, i did as he said while he joined me a minute later just for him to force a kiss with me and jerking me of while i blushed and shivert right away, after a few minutes of him jerking me of he started to play with my asshole with his other hand i couldn't even hold my moaning back while he smiled at me the entire time , already after a few minutes I suddenly came and like that i had my first time with a guy and even a older one while i had a relationship...if you wanna know more becuase i left some things out , pm me <3

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I need some sexier life experiences, my only two lewd stories are more weird and awkward than erotic.

There was a time I was fooling around with a girl and fell off the bed and landed on my erection. I was lying on the floor, trying to hold it together. She crawled off the bed, rolled me over and dragged me back up onto the bed before she disappeared.
She returned with ice and a wet rag for my head. She just iced my cock and kissed the head while tending to me. We spent the evening talking about sexual stuff until I began to show signs of recovery. I stayed the night at her place, and by morning, I was back to my old self. We had breakfast, I thanked her by finishing what we started the night before before being shooed out for her to ready herself for work. No, she wasn’t a nurse, but her bedside manner was top-notch.

So like it's a con, I get invited for free by a few friends of mine were chilling, I'm dressed up as gojigga (gojo but black) and I meet this pretty short Asian lady who is cosplaying Hoshimachi Suisei, who's a VTuber btw, and she was apart of our group, although at first I didn't care I just wanted to anime fans get mad at me cosplaying a white character as a darker dude, but this chick makes it so obvious she wants my attention, so I decided to chat her up "for I alone am I the rizzed one"

Blah blah boring shit, we got to her place dainty little house, smells like essential oil, 3 cats who hated me, and we basically have a 1 night stand, but she kept the Suisei cosplay on and even acted like her, bro I swear I never felt so embarrassed for someone else in my entire life.

Was a good fuck, just not a good experience.

So this happened a few months ago, during the end of my first year in college as a 19 year old. I was (and still am) super horny, so I downloaded grindr to see if I could meet anyone or have any experiences. I found an anonymous profile, and he said that he had a private gloryhole set up inside his house. After going back and forth, we found a good time for me to come over, and I took a shower and douched my ass. I was super giddy as I carefully drove over to his house…
I arrived in his driveway, and he gave me the instructions to simply walk inside, as the front door was unlocked. I walked inside, and saw a black curtain draped from the ceiling in between a narrow archway, where he had placed a chair. I took off my pants, and sat on the chair. He grabbed my dick from underneath the curtain, and carressed it before he began to fellate it, doing a great job with his tongue. It felt great, but it wasn’t everything he had planned for – I turned around, now leaning over on the chair, with my bare ass now facing him underneath the curtain. The real fun was about to start. He fondled, smacked, and grabbed my ass with his manly hands, and gave it a bunch of kisses. He gave a bunch of kisses to my asshole, and passionately ate me out, using his tongue to explore me. I could feel his beard as he ate me out and jerked me off at the same time, milking me. I was overstimulated, but I loved it. He used a vibrating toy on me as he jerked me off, pushing it in gradually deeper. He fingered me to open me up a bit, and used the toy on me a bit more. He just couldn’t get enough of my hole, licking it and tasting it. Eventually he picked up the pace, and pushed the toy in deeper as he stroked my cock faster. He could hear me moan as he played with me, and after a few more moments, I couldn’t help myself, and I had a shaking orgasm as I ejaculated onto a towel he had slid under me, to collect my cum from milking me. He gave me a lighthearted spank, and I left.

True story. This was a few years back before Covid hit. I went to this hotel to meet with a TS who goes by 'pretty slippery'. We met a few times before; had a small chest and big meat downstairs but had the fattest ass I ever saw. She gave soul sucking head and a nice tight backdoor.

So she lets me in her room, and after a greeting, gets on the bed with her ass out and bare. I get behind her and bury my face in her chocolate cheeks. Just eating out her booty hole and motorboating. Once her backdoor was slick she wrapped me up and gave me head to get me ready; was so hard to not just pop from her mouth. I got on the bed with her and fucked her ass good.

Had her moaning loud and that ass jiggling. I wonder if anyone had heard her at the time. But anyway after a while of beating her cheeks I pull out and pull the condom and buttjobs her so I can nut on them cheeks; but she pushes back until I slide back so I thrust a bit until I bust a fat nut up her pink star. I pulled out afterwards and she spreads her cheeks showing the nut I dropped in her.

Of all the times I hooked up with her it was the hottest ever. Also the only time I raw dog her.

Fuck it, here's one of my crappy sex-adjacent experiences to bring the mood down.

So I have this friend who lives in another state, who I've known for a couple decades now. Back in the day he would always talk my ear off about this girl he knew, we'll call her...I don't know, Debbie Dirtbike. He had a big crush on Debbie Dirtbike, and I got to hear every detail of his various interactions with her. Eventually, however, they grew apart and his interest in her faded away.

Years passed, and I went down to visit several times because I like to travel when I can afford it. On my third visit, I think like a day before I was set to return home, Debbie Dirtbike turns up to say hi. So we're all hanging out in my friend's front porch, and talk somehow turned to my nonexistent sex life, and she decides since there's no time for her to drag me to a strip club, she'll just show me her boobs. So up goes her top, and out come the titties. So there I was, sitting next to my friend in his front porch, while his high school crush was showing me her tits. It was very awkward.

To be honest they weren't the best tits I've seen, but she did have her nipples pierced which was pretty hot.

And then just a few months ago I heard from my friend that she died.

Ah... Well...

I was going to write something but I forgot what it was.

Guess I'm not very good at this.

i was playing team fortress 2 when i was like 18 back in 2020 and this femboy acted all drunk and randomly talked about his pornhub. i thought it was really funny but this mf ended up linking it to my steam profile for some reason, and i never clicked on it because i thought it was just odd af.