Which Splatoon Idol Fucks the Most?
Rank the idols (Callie, Marie, Pearl, Marina, Shiver, Frye and Big Man because I might as well include him) from 1-7 based on how much sex you think they have, and explain why you ranked them as such. Here’s my ranking

1-Shiver (just seems like the kind of person who’d always be horny)
2-Marina (She’s clearly got the body for it and made some innuendos on air, but she also seems a bit shy, unlike Shiver)
3-Marie (there’s just something about her that comes off as slutty to me...)
4-Frye (it’s hard to decide whether Callie or Frye would go higher but I think it’s probably safer to assume Frye does it more often)
5-Me!/Callie (She was probably having sex in Octo Valley)
6-Pearl (given how she’s not a girl who’s properly equipped for sex she probably only does it with Marina, if anyone)
7-Big Man (because I don't really want to think about Big Man’s Big Schlong)
MiruTheGuy
03/21/23 09:46PM
1: Big Man
2: everyone else
Mr_Meep
03/21/23 09:53PM
Yo, big man definitely fucks. Who wouldn't want to fuck big man? But no seriously, marina imo definitely fucks the most. She's got the perfect body for it, I like to think she swings both ways.

1. Marina
2. Big man (it's big man, need I say more?)
3. Callie: I think she'd be one who really likes to have fun, given her upbeat nature.
4: Shiver: She's very cocky, probably would be one who enjoys having fun here and there, teasing people. She'd definitely be a dom in bed.
5. Marie: Not the sluttiest imo, but when she'd want to fuck, she'd really want to fuck.
6. Frye: Very upbeat and eccentric, probably a bit more innocent.
7. Pearl: It's pearl. Probably bratty in bed, and fun to dom.
MiruTheGuy
03/21/23 10:11PM
Mr_Meep said:
But no seriously, marina imo definitely fucks the most. She's got the perfect body for it, I like to think she swings both ways.

1. Marina


still thinking about this:
MilesRubi said:
this is off topic but why does marina always look like she's in a state of constant anguish like her eyebrows make it seem like she's ready to break down into tears at any time
HardSwitch
03/21/23 10:53PM
1. Big Man: Duh look at him
2. Pearl: 100% takes a new guy or girl home every concert (May sometimes get Marina involved)
3. Callie: Playful and energetic, definitely has a high sex drive and has fucked in public places
4. Marie: Definitely fucks a random fan or staff member to calm down before a show
5. Frye: Same as Callie just more innocent
6. Marina: Only fucks every so often but fucks ALL day long to get it out of her system
7. Shiver: I get the vibe her dom like persona is just an act
Mr_Meep said:

She's got the perfect body for it, I like to think she swings both ways.

Oh she absolutely does!
CrisisHorny
04/12/23 02:59PM
Mr_Meep said:
Yo, big man definitely fucks. Who wouldn't want to fuck big man? But no seriously, marina imo definitely fucks the most. She's got the perfect body for it, I like to think she swings both ways.

1. Marina
2. Big man (it's big man, need I say more?)
3. Callie: I think she'd be one who really likes to have fun, given her upbeat nature.
4: Shiver: She's very cocky, probably would be one who enjoys having fun here and there, teasing people. She'd definitely be a dom in bed.
5. Marie: Not the sluttiest imo, but when she'd want to fuck, she'd really want to fuck.
6. Frye: Very upbeat and eccentric, probably a bit more innocent.
7. Pearl: It's pearl. Probably bratty in bed, and fun to dom.

I'd make my own ranking but I can't make one better than this
CityEnjoyer4
04/12/23 04:14PM
1. Marie
2. Shiver
3. Callie
4. Pearl
5. Frye
6. Marina
7. Big Man
SinSizzle
04/12/23 06:59PM
1. Marina
2. Shiver
3. Marie
4. Callie
5. Pearl
6. Frye
Busty_Marina_Ida
04/12/23 08:16PM
1. Me
2. Shiver
3. Big Man
4. Callie
5. Marie
6. Frye
7. Pearl doesn't fuck at all. Even I don't have sex with her, despite being her GF (I have sex with Callie, but I've been getting more of a taste for cum recently...)
ShiverFanboy
04/21/23 05:25AM
Shiver definitely the most just because the amount me and her fuck
NBsomething
04/21/23 05:50AM
1. Callie: She is totally is the type of idol to go into porn after she gets retired by the label. Certified freak.

2. Pearl: Has always been a raunchy performer, does risque onlyfans type stuff for sure. When it comes to actually fucking, she only does it with Marina but they do it a lot.

3. Marina: Marina is a nice girl, but again, Pearl is a sex fiend and they bang all the time.

4. Frye: The type to break into spontaneous hookups in the bathroom of wherever she's hanging out semi-regularly.

5. Shiver: Into dominatrix stuff, and they're like, actually proper about it and only do that with people they have a good connection with.

6. Marie: She doesn't just give it up for anyone. Three dates minimum and they have to be up to her boyfriend standards. She's great in bed though.

7. Big Man: Saving himself for marriage.
InTheBlue
04/21/23 09:37AM
Fanfic retardation coming in lol
I'll say: Marina, Marie, Shiver(tied), them Callie, Frye(tied), then Pearl, Big Man.

Marina and Shiver: Octos imo are freakier than Inkos. Couple that with living in a shithole society until recently(for Marina at least)...Allegedly, there are pics floating around of Marina being a gravure idol before OtH, as a way to survive when she just went to the surface. As for Shiver, her being from a pretigious family means she can have anybody she fancies.

Marie: I went for the "its always the quiet ones" approach here. She may be sassy on air, but in Tinder, she's timid and lets herself manhandled, willingly. The things she does on the bed surprises even her seemingly raunchier cousin.

Callie: the actual social butterfly, but in the sheets, is pretty tame compared to what Marie usually does. They currently share Agent 4, and sometimes threesome lol

Frye: I dunno what came over me, but I found her to be just as hot as her more hyped companion.

Pearl: had her fill of drug-induced sex during her metal days and has renounced it since that fateful meetup in Mt. Nantai

Big Man: No idea.
STR-8
04/28/23 08:56PM
1. Marina
2. Callie
3. Shiver
4. Marie
5. Frye
6. Big Man
7. Pearl
Kris_the_femboy
05/19/23 09:34PM
What about the agents?
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