HyperQueen00 >> #19284637
Posted on 2024-04-13 05:57:27 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I swear, my ass did not look so large just a few weeks ago... What possibly could've changed? I haven't been eating too much, have I? The chefs at Hyrule Castle make such good food, it's rather hard to resist... If it gets any bigger, they'll have to widen all the doorways in the castle! Or maybe it's just this dress that's making my butt look so gargantuan! Or perhaps it's just the mirror playing tricks on my eyes! Hmm... I guess I could text Link to come by the castle and ask him what he thinks. But I got a new phone recently, and haven't saved his number... Hopefully I remember it correctly! It would be very embarrassing to text a photo like this to some random stranger on accident... Especially since I'd inviting them to come over. If they showed a text from my number to the guards, they'd let them right in no matter how nefarious they seemed... Well, good thing I totally remember Link's number! Not like I'll mess it up by one digit or anything... And... Sent!