MemeSaver >> #19004747
Posted on 2024-03-30 06:16:11 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Hey guys, did you know that Goodra is actually more compatible with Humans than Vaporeon?
Gooda are nearly as intelligent as an adult human and is bipedal, making intercourse with one easier. It's also a very bulky Pokemon and can learn Acid Armor and Iron Defense, making it so that people can be very rough with it without damaging it. Goodra's also much larger and has a caring and motherly nature, so Goodra would also be better good pick for the resulting offspring. And because of it constantly being covered in a slime, its pre-lubricated. It can also learn Charm. Goodra also doesn't have any fur, similarly to Vaporeon. And it has semi-reliable recovery, it can learn Life Dew, and one of its possible abilities is Hydration, with Rain Dance to support it. Meaning it's reasonable to assume it would be able to recover faster after breeding and get back into it than Vaporeon.
In fact, Vaporeon is actually a far worse pick. Water dissolves natural and synthetic lube (including the kind you're own body makes) making the experience probably suck. Also Vaporeon is quite small, so intercourse with even a relatively poorly-endowed guy could cause injury to the Pokemon. A fully grown Goodra stands at five to six feet, almost exactly the same height range as humans, making that issue moot.