mfplagueis >> #18851684
Posted on 2024-03-22 03:13:35 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your fathers exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while wed even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi training of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics youd get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as shed do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.