I have tried to transcribe the background text so as to better understand the context of this scenario to better jerk off to it. I am terribly sorry, fair maiden of the forest. I did not mean for this lie to get out of hand. I dont even know how it started but I couldnt just tell my father that my member is too large. How would anyone even take that as an issue in the first place? A number of my friends always boast about having a big dick but they dont even know what its like. You cannot possibly imagine the havoc this thing has caused. The number of possible suitors that I had to pass up simply because one look at my [dick] and they start running for the door. Sure Ive had a few brave women try to take it but I can barely get the tip in before they are crying for mercy. So Ive simply told my father that Im infertile, its a [much] easier pill to swallow and one that seems more believable. I just cant [believe] he went out if his way to call you of all people to help me on this. Please forgive me, madam, for telling this terrible lie and causing you to come all this way for nothing. [Brackets] indicate a guessed word due to the wonderful drawing of the sorceress having a higher opacity than the surrounding art, making it difficult to see the words.
Wait but you are infertile? Or at least my curse- I-I mean my! My... my... Ah fuck it. I had cursed you to be infertile in hopes of arranging this meet up, convincing you to marry me in exchange for getting rid of the curse and blah blah blah. Clearly it seems like my magic wasn't strong enough for you ~ You'll forgive this witch bitch, right? ~
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I am terribly sorry, fair maiden of the forest. I did not mean for this lie to get out of hand. I dont even know how it started but I couldnt just tell my father that my member is too large. How would anyone even take that as an issue in the first place? A number of my friends always boast about having a big dick but they dont even know what its like. You cannot possibly imagine the havoc this thing has caused. The number of possible suitors that I had to pass up simply because one look at my [dick] and they start running for the door. Sure Ive had a few brave women try to take it but I can barely get the tip in before they are crying for mercy. So Ive simply told my father that Im infertile, its a [much] easier pill to swallow and one that seems more believable. I just cant [believe] he went out if his way to call you of all people to help me on this. Please forgive me, madam, for telling this terrible lie and causing you to come all this way for nothing.
[Brackets] indicate a guessed word due to the wonderful drawing of the sorceress having a higher opacity than the surrounding art, making it difficult to see the words.
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Ah fuck it. I had cursed you to be infertile in hopes of arranging this meet up, convincing you to marry me in exchange for getting rid of the curse and blah blah blah. Clearly it seems like my magic wasn't strong enough for you ~
You'll forgive this witch bitch, right? ~