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Anonymous >> #52675
Posted on 2012-07-03 09:17:30 Score: 73 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
This is probably the weirdest shit I've ever seen.

Maybe not.

Saved.

Anonymous >> #67184
Posted on 2012-08-31 00:10:38 Score: 18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
......... 0_0 what the heck is this

JKF >> #67310
Posted on 2012-08-31 08:59:44 Score: 34 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Isaac Clarke and Samus, the crossover I didn't even know I wanted to see! It's so hot to see how much she loves anal sex, even with a Plasma Cutter pointed at her head! The classy group at the table amuses me, as well. After everything he's been through, I'd say Isaac has earned the right to fuck Samus in the ass for as long as he pleases!

Anonymous >> #139806
Posted on 2013-04-27 11:34:54 Score: 28 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I lost it at the Metroid with the top hat and monocle.

Anonymous >> #152607
Posted on 2013-05-17 05:17:13 Score: 21 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I lost it at master chief at a tea party... with a brittish accent.

Anonymous >> #487612
Posted on 2015-10-16 12:47:55 Score: 17 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I wasn't expecting funny in my porn today but this is hilarious

randolphthedwarf >> #877195
Posted on 2017-07-27 08:56:52 Score: 12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I l'ost it at cratos holding a tea cup

Lungdrakkar >> #1088299
Posted on 2018-03-08 04:57:43 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Of all people, I would not expect Kratos to be drinking tea.

MR._MEATY >> #14802386
Posted on 2023-07-13 09:04:04 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I lost it at Kratos calmly saying "Jolly good show"

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