"What do you mean I eat too many burgers? Nuh-uh! I eat a perfectly healthy amount of them! I'll have you know that my belly hasn't gained a single pound since I've started eating a few of them every day! So that must mean they're pretty healthy for you! It's a bit weird though... Despite not gaining any belly fat, I still feel pretty hefty and wobbly when I walk around... How strange. Maybe it's some Spirit's weird form of communication or something! I have been hearing a really loud, meaty, hefty clapping sound coming from behind me whenever I walk around town! That must be the Spirits! Though with how much people stare at me, I wonder if they can hear it too... Such a strange situation! Anyways... Did you maybe leave a window open or something around here? It suddenly feels awfully breezy in here! Especially around my hips for some reason..."
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