"Huh? You want me to shake my butt a bit in exchange for the Wi-Fi password? I guess that's a fair enough trade... But don't blame me when you get noise complaints from how loudly these mountains of jiggle-meat clap together! Or get upset when these absurdly oversized globes of queen-sized twerk-cake shake with such immense heft that it makes your whole house quake! Things around your room will probably break or fall over. Honestly, I'm surprised this bed is even holding up this gigaton of booty! It probably would last much longer... Hell, the windows will probably shatter with the first clap! Hope you're ready! Cause once this dumptruck starts clapping and quaking, it's nearly impossible to get it to stop!"
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