antirust >> #18194039
Posted on 2024-02-15 21:26:32 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

First things first, Ma'am, we have to take care of the bulk before we can move onto the more detailed work. Now, many people think at first that they want to just be rid of the body fur while keeping their hair, possibly inspired by the styles sported by certain thieving bats or mercenary wolves. However, almost invariably they later decide to take the plunge and release themselves from the hassle of struggling with hair as well, so let's fast-track the process and take care of that ponytail right away, shall we? I have to say, Ma'am, your ponytail may not be the longest one I've had to chop, but it still looks like you've spent quite some time having to deal with it. Saying goodbye to years of growth and maintenance in only a few seconds with a quick snip of the scissors, the weight of all that responsibility lifting off your head and falling to the floor... there's something beautiful and zen-like about it, wouldn't you agree?
But we're not done yet! We haven't even touched your fur! Our clippers can make quick work of even the thickest fur, reducing the waviest coat into a thin, velvet-y pelt in a matter of seconds! Many clients also find the deep vibrations of the clippers quite relaxing, especially when pressed against more... sensitive areas. Think of it as a delightful bonus to go alongside being removed of the burden of heavy fur!
Of course, that was only phase one - as much of a relief as the initial cut-and-buzz might be, thin fur is still fur. We're committed to having you walk out as smooth as possible, so please relax as we move onto phase two!