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Posted: 2023-12-01 20:10:26
by PeithoOrigin - Size: 512x768
- Rating: Explicit
- Score: 15 (vote up)
Posted on 2023-12-25 00:36:37 Score: 17 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Gordon, today we'll be making some soup. Not just any ordinary soup. I'll be teaching you the award-winning Headcrab Jambalaya.
First, in order to make cascade Jambalaya, you're going to fill your pot with two quarts organic vortessence, which is one part canal acid diluted with real vortiguant sauce. Equal parts. This is your broth, and you're going slowly bring it to...*shudders* a boil.
While that's coming to a boil, throw in three headcrab hearts. Either full or diced, based on your preference...? A healthy amount of snark roe, or roughly two teaspoons. That means snark shit, Gordon.
Next I add a spritz of lemon juice, hm? Two pinches of crushed Xen crystals for spice and texture...Lots of pepper...Haa...Oooh...Oh, and paprika. As for the amount, your guess is as...good as mine. Dried red pepper flakes...This, baby, gonna be hot.
And...and do prepare your anus, hm? For unforseen consequences. And since this is a healthy meal, we need antlion grub juice for...nutritional value. Make sure you've got your headcrab ready, Gordon. Preferably live and debeaked, in case it tries to couple...with your head
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