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Gulag420 >> #16580143
Posted on 2023-11-11 00:04:41 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Ok, ok, hear me out Platinum, i know youre mad because of my beloved KV-VI Tank, but omfg you wont believe me. Sadly this tank is a myth and is described as a „fake tank“. It contains 5-6 different types of turrets like from KV-1 or from smaller ones. These turrets were arranged like a line, so looking fowards would interfere with other bullets. „how should we turn with this tank? Its too long, its stress could rip itself to half!“ (This tank is longer than my cock) stalin then said:“ why should it turn, when it can straight up rush towards Berlin!“ According to a website, it only has been seen 3 times. (Just to remind you, this tank is sadly a myth) and was also given a name: „Stalin orchestra“ by the germans. One of them exploded, because one of its smaller turret, shot itself which then later exploded. The second had an accident, where the crew decided to shoot all the turrets at one, but because of the stupidly high recoil, they fall and their (fuel tank?) got ignited and later exploded. I forgot the third one. Again, just to remind you, this KV-VI is sadly fake and a myth, but holy hell, i want to have this tank, fr fr. Wait, why are you pulling your pants out? Or is is, because i am an cringy ass roleplayer, seeking comedy?
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