"Are you really sure It's vital that I learn this 'Assquake' skill, Mom? I just, don't really see how shaking my butt so hard, and making it clap so loud that the ground around me starts quaking is going to be useful at all... But if you're so insistent about it, I guess it can't hurt to give it a try! Even if it is a little embarrassing... I guess it would do a decent job at throwing enemies off balance, or leaving them distracted for a while! Goodness, Mom! Just how hefty and powerful is your butt?! Slow down with the clapping! You're practically making the ground bounce! You might even end up making the whole house come down! I guess you really are an Assquake master... I've got a long way to go to match your level..."
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