ruyman9 >> #15539491
Posted on 2023-09-01 20:21:21 Score: 28 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

for a moment there I saw a cum force field

EyePla1onTV >> #15541417
Posted on 2023-09-01 23:18:04 Score: 19 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

A cum force field?! Impossible, there'd have to be a tachyon convergence disrupting subspace causing an anti-time reaction. Lemme run a baryon sweep... see, nothing. Ruyman9:"Run the sweep again but reverse the polarity." I'll run it again but I don't see how that'd make any differ- my GOD! R-Ruyman9 might be right...

EyePla1onTV >> #15541885
Posted on 2023-09-02 00:03:26 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

That's odd... I'm getting a different result for every additional observational sweep performed, captain. Captain Ruyman9:"That can't be right, that'd throw Vaas' Law of Insanity right out the window-!! Stop the sweep, NOW! Ship, Red Alert! Engineering, divert all power to shields!" Sir, what is it?! Captain Ruyman9:"That wasn't a Cum Force Field... It's a Cum Force 'Shield'!! Get the Empath, here to the bridge, immediately!"

EyePla1onTV >> #15542570
Posted on 2023-09-02 00:55:06 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Captain! Comm's are getting reports Cosmos-wide... th-the darkness of space... Gone! Captain Ruyman9:"On Screen! Achk-So Bright! My God!" Congratulations, captain! You did it, You've made and took part in possibly the most historic event in humanity's timeline, irrecoverably changing it's course... Captain Ruyman9:"Wha-?! No, did I?" *flashes back ~ Lil'Ruyman9:"I'm Captain Ruyman9, the most feared space pirate in all universe!(Points his sword up to the stars)" Lil' Ruyman6:"Hey, dork! Mom sez to come in and eat! Dinner's ready." "Coming!"

Eguchi_Yuno >> #15553721
Posted on 2023-09-02 19:39:20 Score: 9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

holy fuck it's Hiniature

Not_Matter >> #15565649
Posted on 2023-09-03 14:02:06 Score: 9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

OH MY, IT'S INDEED HINIATURE!