Well sir are you going to continue pretending that we are lost, or are you going to be direct with me? Do you think i wouldn't realize that your plan was to get trapped in the snow, you and me to take refuge somewhere so that you could fuck me without fear of anyone finding us? It was pretty obvious but i think you got it. Is there anything else you want to say or will you breed me already?
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* BADONKERS????????
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