Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
I am heavy weapons guy and this, is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!? Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *sniff* maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more! Heheh, cry some more *Tf2 theme song plays*
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