“You there, what do you think you're doing? Come inside before you freeze to death. Hold on, let me get the door. Phew, that's better. Now tell me, what in the name of Hades are you doing traveling all by your lonesome in the dead of winter? Oh my, I’m sorry to hear that. Look I didn’t mean to snap at you, it’s just… getting yourself killed on some fool's errand isn’t gonna help nobody, okay. Gods you’re shaking; here, come take a seat by the Hearth. Better? Alright, now let’s get you something to eat. Oh please it’s nothing really, I so rarely get any visitors especially one’s as young and handsome as yourself. So, Is your wife doing well? She must have her hands full back home. Oh, well that would certainly explain why you're out here in the first place. No sensible woman would’ve ever let her darling embark on such a fool's errand. Me? Oh no, I live alone, I have for almost my entire life. Hmm? Yes, I know it’s a bit strange, it’s just… well it’s complicated okay. Anyway look at you, you’re practically soaked. Here, give me your tunic and coat so I can lay them out to dry for the night. What, You have nothing else underneath? Oh please, you don’t have to be modest for me darling, if we don’t get dry soon you could catch a cold and then you’ll be no use to nobody. Thank you, now I’ll just place these, *looks down and blushes* Oh My…… *chuckles* must be all that blood… pumping… to keep you warm. Well that’s a good sign, a good sign that you're warm I mean!!! *chuckles*. Anyway I’m afraid there's no room in here with all the clutter, so you’ll just have to sleep with me… sleep with me as in my quarters!!! Not as in sleep WITH ME, hah, of course not……”
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