"Goblins are a deeply misunderstood race. They can be incredibly caring and lovable, if you know how to handle them. A typical goblin needs to fuck at least three times a day, to keep a somewhat decent behaviour, preferably more often. That's just the way they respond to any negative emotions or even mild irritations they are feeling. Where you or me would have a discussion to solve our differences, a goblin just throws their privates at the problem and hopes it goes away. Their culture is complex and quite open and welcoming, if you engage them on a level they can relate with. Owning a goblin girl can be a time consuming but very satisfying hobby for any gentleman interested in the more primitive cultures of realms. Keep in mind though, that goblin women have an incredibly short gestation period. And even half-goblins take mere months to grow into maturity, at which point they'll require attention as well. It can quickly grow out of hand, if not planned and maintained carefully." I read the manual with barely contained excitement, before opening the box I've received from the amazonian courier services.
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