SharpsMe >> #13896501
Posted on 2023-05-12 01:25:30 Score: 41 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

what the fuck.

MobianMating >> #13897831
Posted on 2023-05-12 03:24:54 Score: 15 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ Fair .

Fuckmaster69 >> #13907551
Posted on 2023-05-12 22:31:14 Score: 34 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

WHAT THE FUCK- IS THAT SHADOW'S DICK!?

Glamrock02 >> #13950619
Posted on 2023-05-15 20:59:17 Score: 11 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

HOTTTT, YES Shadow give her more babies

ThoriumTh >> #14569474
Posted on 2023-06-27 17:44:26 Score: 41 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Cutenaked >> #16379197
Posted on 2023-10-29 03:58:54 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Aww!
His dream came true!
...Maria should have been a hedgehog though!