Futa_Lilith >> #12827037
Posted on 2023-02-22 16:25:59 Score: 11 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Prepare to be my disposable fucktoys, little "heroes". I hope at least one of you can last more than a few seconds. Drop to your knees and beg. It won't save you, but you will amuse your new goddess.

YouAreA_QT >> #12874261
Posted on 2023-02-25 23:27:21 Score: 24 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ Pretty sure someone would find a min max build able to either cheese or 1 shot you within at most a week. Irl videogame magic and such would be min maxed so quickly you don't even understand.

BonbonBoi >> #12923098
Posted on 2023-03-01 06:45:11 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

... I'd just log off to save you the trouble at this point.

YouAreA_QT >> #13405264
Posted on 2023-04-06 00:02:00 Score: 15 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ thank you squid for the extensive analysis on the topic. Although I will admit that the fight is extremely difficult and my prediction of someone being able to 1 shot her was wrong she is definitively still beatable. I myself did beat her on my main save after many hours of grueling tough fighting but it truly does feel rather good beating her. Perhaps we should make a video essay on this particular boss and the history of attempts leading up to the commmunity slowly but surely finding out how to kill her?

Squidward’s_Depression >> #13544319
Posted on 2023-04-16 03:01:34 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I think that would be great! Certainly would be a fun thing to make a video about, especially given more and more people are finding more ridiculous ways to best her, I'm honestly quite impressed with how people managed to do it in the first place a while back, and now its like every couple days there's another 1-2 hour long video explaining a new method to kill her. That's speedrunners for ya I suppose. I wonder if now that she's been figured out the devs are going to try and make some other new super secret superboss.. Though I'm not entirely sure how could top this one.

Cocksleeve_May >> #13704253
Posted on 2023-04-28 03:24:57 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

A divine goddess that I can't compare to!~ I'm nothing more than a sacrifice for her pleasure~

FoxMask >> #14612231
Posted on 2023-06-30 15:59:54 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^^^^Pretty solid strat, but my gambling addiction, as always, dared me to find a solution that required luck, not as in the actual stat, but as in sucking off RNGesus enough to get a win. So what you'll want to do is take the character everyone forgot about because of his bad build : Non-existent HP, close to no co-op action, weak to mediocre damage attacks, forgetable attack SFX,unapealing design but worst of all : THE 65 TURNS INSTANT KILL !!! Yes, this guy ! Garo the Cultist ! A character that most players dismissed as he originally was an enemy that joined you after that you beat him, that only had the famous 65 turns instant kill when you unlocked him, which was useless since he didn't have the necessary mana to use it, and that was forgetable at best and a liability at worst. Well, ladies and gents, NOW'S HIS TIME TO SHINE ! So off course you'll want him at max level, not to have the rest of his move pool (because if the Mario Bros had a hard time defeating her, don't count on Garo), but because that's when the instant kill, known as Realm Banish has a 100% chance of working. BUT THAT'S IF YOU'RE A CASUAL ! See, if you're a true masochistic gambling addict like me, you take him at level 1, straight out of recruitment. As for the other characters, take a full female team, one of them being Jeanne d'Arc, with max stamina and regen. Willpower is useless as Misuki's Title : The Eternal Goddess nullifies this stat for any character that she targets unless they have Devout as a perk, which Garo has (The effect wears off if her attack fails, but we're not planning on doing that). So what you'll want to do is use Banner of Victory with Jeanne since it allows the use of any move regardless of requirements for other characters, then cast Realm Banish as Garo, then, we're gonna play into the Dev's minds. Of course, Realm Banish is "Hopeless" according to the game console, but then again, this isn't a fight you're supposed to win unless you either break the game over your knee or play like a video game god. So with at least one female character, instead of a cockslam as her first move, she'll grab one of your female characters and will, if it wasn't obvious, fuck her (do not question me on how that works, I'm still stumped to this day). And already, we have our first RNG element as you'll want it to not be your cleric because the cleric is going to have to constantly heal the grabbed character. This is a huge run killer if it happens to be your cleric that gets grabbed. Now, second RNG moment, Mizuki will sometimes skip some of her turns damaging the grabbed character to taunt you or attack you. Idealy, she would need to taunt you as attacking, while not necessarily fatal, will damage your other characters that you then have to heal. These heals are heals that could have gone to the grabbed characters. Thankfully, Garo isn't subject to these attacks (else it would kill him) thanks to his other perk, Concealed Among the Masses. As long as you have another character on the board, they will be attacked instead of him, even for a group attack, therefore, Realm Banish will not be canceled. Now if the character that got grabbed is decently tanky, it should get you to 30 turns or so, with a minimal amount of attacks. Despite my many resets I've never encountered a run where she didn't attack once in the time she finished the grabbed character. Ounce she'll be done with the grabbed character, she'll discard her to the side and will either grab another one at the next turn or attack on the next turn. Now's when it's preferable that she attacks, as it's a time loss for her, but when she grabs, you'll again, want it not to be your cleric. And now for our third RNG element, HER ATTACKS ! Yes this was noted before that she could cancel a turn of damaging the grabbed character to taunt you or attack, and it's still the case. BUT ! Now's when the type of attack is important. She'll either smash or sweep. Even though Sweep is a group attack and you technically have two characters on the field, it'll only hit the cleric thanks to Garo's perk. But, it does less damage than Smash, so you'll want her to only use that if she does attack since it is very likelly that she attacks two turns in a row, killing your cleric as it takes two turns to fully heal them and that Smash has the potential to one-shot any cleric other than Nurse Swol. However, Nurse Swol is suboptimal as her heals are less potent. You can counter her attacks, but clerics aren't known to be too good at parrying, so don't really try it. Plus, since we've never really started the first phase, Mizuki's luck is still through the fucking roof, so it's possible that your parries don't even go through. So, just pray RNGesus. And it is technically possible to get a run where she only sweeps, which I believe was a key part of my victory. Finally, when the second character is done for, she'll grab your cleric. At this point, you should be at turn 45 to 53. Now funnily enough, even though your cleric is grabbed, she still counts as a character on the field, so all of Mizuki's possible attacks will miss if she tries to attack Garo. Now since the clerics generally have less health than over characters on average (except Nurse Swol), she won't last as long as other characters but you'll want her to last at least until either turn 63 or 64. Last element of RNG, is the one mansioned before, where she either attacks after discarding a character or taunts. Concidering that you don't have any characters on the field, Garo's perk deactivates and he will be hit. The most heartbreaking run killer by far. If she does taunt however, you've basically won since, when you're down to your last character, she automatically taunts regarding your lack of fighters left, wasting a turn, which will be the turn on which Garo unleashes Realm Banish, which, remember, since I played him at lvl 1, only had a 1% chance of working. BUT SINCE I MADE RNGESUS MY DAMN BITCH IT FUCKING WORKED ON THE FIRST TRY ! Now usually, Realm Banish opens a seal towards hell and demons come out to grab whoever you casted it on, but against Mizuki, succubi come out of the seal, which I find to be a nice touch. She will then berate you as she is dragged to the depths, saying that it wasn't fair yadie yadie yada but will then change tone when she sees that the demons draging her down are actually big breasted succubi. The cutscene will end with her hand sticking out of the seal turning into a thumbs up, Terminator style. After the cutscene, on top of what was previously said to be awarded, you'll get the achievement : "What, How and most importantly Why ?" for beating her with Garo.
Well bloody hell was that a tough boss fight that required way to many attempts, but I finally beat it. Now if you ever want to mentally torture yourselves, here's a challenge for yous !

Squidward’s_Depression >> #16155146
Posted on 2023-10-14 00:42:58 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

WELL! It appears someone deleted my strategy guide for her. No I don’t care if it didn’t work for you, that’s a skill issue man. You’ll get her eventually. That being said, imma have to repost it man. Can’t leave others in the dark ya know? Now don't worry guys, as YouAreA_QT says there is a way to beat her, in fact several of them. Obviously she's no pushover, she is the super secret hidden boss after all, but don't fret. I'm personally a fan of the Mario method myself, and that is what I shall elaborate on. First off, don't be intimidated by the glitchy text and the ever growing healthbars, they're just a really cool effect implemented by the devs to make people scared of her, in reality her stats are absurdly high yes, but not to the point of break and ruin, the healthbars are a lie too. She only has 5(yes massive ones but still only 5), one for her cock, one for her head, one for her torso and one for both her arms. Now, once you reach her, you're going to want to change your party to Mario, Luigi, Paper Mario, and whoever for the fourth member, as they don't really matter for this, all at max level of course. Bring as many items as possible, and don't bother with defense, most if not all attacks will one shot anyone, and only it'll only take a few with the fnuuy luigi defense up. Focus on attack, speed, stache, BP and luck, and any other offensive stats. Especially piercing, as it'll help actually do more damage and shorten the battle. Her first turn will always be spent to slam her ginormous cock down at the party, which is unavoidable, no amount of dodge will save you. BUT Mario and co. don't have to dodge, they can PARRY, and if you time it right, you can smash Mizuki's cock right back at her and into her face, dealing massive damage to both a la the Ludwig "fight" in Superstar Saga. Mistimes will either only be able to fend it off while doing minimal damage, or spelling doom entirely.If you can survive her first attack, the effects vanish, and the real fight begins. Her stats will revert to their true values(being 999999999999 for her TOTAL health and somewhere around 99999 for everything else) and she'll start speaking at random intervals, mocking you and teasing you that slowly grow more panicked and worried as you chip away at her HP. When a part runs out, it will become incapacitated, and you'll get access to higher parts of her body. For the first portion of her fight, it will mostly be her swinging her cock at you, cum blasts, and slamming down her arms. The cock and arms can't be parried like before as she's going too fast, but they can be dodged so as always time your button presses as best as you can. Any cum can be smashed back with the hammers when timed right, and despite her immense stats she doesn't have any absorbant resistances, and with the cum's extremely high piercing and very high attack, each splash will be enough to take off a decently sized sliver of her health. For actually attacking, the hammer is useless as it cannot reach, and the jump is way too far, so every turn is going to have to be a Bros Attack, I recommend ones that hit as many times as possible, as even with piercing most attacks aren't going to do too much, so its important to get in as many hits as you can just in case the big guns can't hit right. You'll only be able to hit her cock as well, it has maxed attack, but its defense is only at the halfway mark, so you'll be able to hit it much harder than the other places and big hitting attacks are actually more viable, although stalling could also be an option as reflecting the cum doesn't just hit back at her cock, it could it any of her parts, so stalling to chip away at everything else could be a viable(but time consuming) option to skip a bit of the fight. She'll be yelling at you that you couldn't possibly hope to beat her and that all hope is lost blah blah bleh generic final boss words. Her tune changes once you defeat her cock, it'll go flaccid and shrink away into nothing until she has only a pussy, and she'll screech in rage. bending down so that you can hit her body and/or her arms if you choose. This is phase two, and her attacks will consist of trying to hit you however possible with her arms and hands, from smashes to sweeps and slams, etc, her torso doesn't actually attack however, and has underaverage stats compared to the rest of her body, and for the bros, her attacks are easily dodgeable unlike in phase 1. Essentially, a little bit of a resting phase, until it really gets going, as she'll get faster or slower and change it up overtime, so watch out. Her arms will have increased defense in this phase as the main goal is to hit her body without being blocked, as you'll need to time most attacks to avoid them due to the counter status on them(though even the counter can be countered if you can pull a funny), but its too risky in general, so just use more bros attacks. However, if you take too long to finish bros attacks(Like Magic Window), Mizuki will get tired and try to smack the bros, however if you can time the final hit right you can counter the counter and deal 'massive' damage to her hands and get her to scream and groan in rage. Once you've beaten, battered, and bruised her belly enough she'll let out a cry and call you insolent worms, squatting down and initiating the final phase. Her arms are the main threat, but they'll likely be rather hurt by now by an estimated 4th if you've done it averagely. The attacks are mostly vertical smashes and horizontal sweeps at extremely varying speeds, very hard to dodge or parry, but not impossible, not by a long shot. Her head will mostly defend and charge up for extremely devastating attacks, an elemental breath, an inhale, or slobber, all being capable of a lot of damage and extremely hard to do anything about, thankfully she'll give off a little visual cue on the turn she'll do it, and if you whale on her enough(cough cough Magic Window cough cough) it will cancel the attack and stun her head for a couple turns, making her arms more consistent for a couple turns and lessening the dodge difficulty. Once her arms go down, she'll realize just how bad the situation is for her and start begging for mercy, possibly lowering attack if you're unlucky, note that her arms DO come back about 5-7 turns afterwards, but they'll only have 1% HP each and will return down somewhat easily. Mizuki's cries for help and mercy will get more intense as her face's HP goes lower and lower, and once the final blow is dealt, she'll scream out in horror and pain and she stands up screaming and swearing about how it was supposed to be "impossible" and "unfathomable" and HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BRATS MANAGE TO BEAT M-*deltarune stock explosion effect* And there you have it, you'll've won. She drops infinite EXP and XP, and all of the best items in the game for all characters who participated. By defeating her you will receive a rainbow medal on your profile with her skull on it to commemorate the victory, as well as the title "[name], the Libido Lyncher". All in all, the fight is long and grueling and you'll likely have to spend the entire day fighting her, but the satisfaction you get from winning is even better than any orgasm she could give. That's really all, see ya gamers.