averagedickguy >> #18153903
Posted on 2024-02-13 14:31:31 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

My g-damn roomie caught in the act. Son we all jack off why the fuck do you shoot yer jizz on my keyboard? You have been yanking it for at least 20 years one would think in that time you would be aware of the concept of "pre-meditated masturbation". This means you put a g-damn rag of some sort to catch the juicy product (which we can all be thankful is not gonna produce another generation of dickweeds like yerself) Of yer admittedly manly equipment.