silverchick >> #11892538
Posted on 2022-12-13 19:57:33 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

"Hi! How can I help you!"

roleplay_me >> #11892576
Posted on 2022-12-13 20:02:22 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I have third-degree burns on my cock.

Hung_Zekrom >> #11892582
Posted on 2022-12-13 20:02:58 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

My cock has frost bite, it needs a warm and wet place to be!

BBBeast >> #11892606
Posted on 2022-12-13 20:06:09 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Help, I thought if I cut my dick in half it would grow twice as big :'(

Dinglenut >> #11894010
Posted on 2022-12-13 22:37:40 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Spongebob, me boy, I overdosed on ketamine and am about to die

MandrakesCry >> #12318044
Posted on 2023-01-15 15:03:44 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Sorry, where was the exam room again?