Wosny >> #8503477
Posted on 2022-03-26 12:33:57 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Happily would be dommed by her O////O

Anonymous >> #8503917
Posted on 2022-03-26 13:26:37 Score: 55 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I would totally beat her in a fight, My diet consists of 1kg of Plutonium,My workout consists of Chasing random women at night for cardio for 16 hours minimum and Deadlifting a 1,600 kilogram aquarium full of Sharks scared of my very presence,I have net worth of 69 quadrillion and I have no profession because I get paid to not destroy the fabric of reality with my shear indominable power,There is no such thing as a contest in my world, I get all the bitches, I am the Alpha and Omega, I am feared by god himself, I am the Ultra-male

Anonymous >> #8507050
Posted on 2022-03-26 19:06:34 Score: 23 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Ah, that's why Anon^ is at the cartoon porn site whacking off to pictures on his computer

Anonymous >> #8507929
Posted on 2022-03-26 20:31:54 Score: 36 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^The so-called "women" of this mortal realm are feeble, weak, unattractive, and are so attracted to me that they feel unworthy to share the very air I breath (which they are) and swipe left on my tinder profile.A true woman should have massive tits, a massive ass, and a massive fem-schlong to assert dominance on fake "women" (mine will always be way bigger though), and must also have a physique and mental fortitude so that I do not accidentally break them with the my full magnitude of my cock (I have full conscious control over it's movement and size, but I always keep it at the maximum length and girth to display my superiority).There is nothing left for me on this mortal realm, the only true women that can withstand my pure masculine essence are not of this dimension, but that is not gonna stop me, for one day I will flex my mighty, awesome muscles and shatter the fabric of reality to cause the dimensional merge.

alphaomega2 >> #8512434
Posted on 2022-03-27 04:13:29 Score: 35 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

the comedy genius of anons like this are sadly doomed to go unappreciated

Anonymous >> #8512710
Posted on 2022-03-27 04:32:47 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^made me start laughing uncontrollably and i couldnt get myself to stop

Anonymous >> #8557625
Posted on 2022-03-30 10:39:01 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I never knew how funny a fucking hentai comment could be.

DanteYourFavoriteNastyCock >> #8557636
Posted on 2022-03-30 10:40:08 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Yehehehahhhh!!Pose just like that, this pic is gonna be amazing!

Anonymous >> #8608143
Posted on 2022-04-03 09:05:09 Score: 9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

The rare fucking incredible Rule34 comment

Monster_Girl_Enthusiast >> #8987684
Posted on 2022-04-30 22:23:55 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Came for the chocolate, stayed for the comedy.