Women have intestines that are 2.5 times longer than any man's. It's an open secret that women have historically hidden things in their assholes. During times of strife, a man would put his gold and silver valuables into his wife's intestines for safekeeping, and once his daughter hit puberty and her intestines lengthened, in her asshole too. Women also have more control over their anal contractions, so they can hide things very deep and retrieve them with complex pushing motions. It is dangerous and difficult to check a woman's intestines thoroughly enough to find her husband or father's gold coins. This is where the term "brute force" came from, and hiding gold coins in buttholes inspired many modern encryption techniques and self-destruct methods. Today, it's not really talked about, because feminism considers hiding treasure in anuses patriarchal oppression, and it's been largely expunged from common knowledge.
Is there a surgeon general's recommendation for the maximum speed which a 3 foot length of anal beads can be yanked from someone's eyeless hole safely?
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