BendyCindy >> #901602
Posted on 2017-08-22 05:06:43 Score: 32 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Oh GOD that's not a sword
it's your dick in disguise!

FoxZkatlyn >> #901604
Posted on 2017-08-22 05:07:27 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

At least its a super long- super hard dick

Him >> #998734
Posted on 2017-12-10 04:22:47 Score: 14 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

@BendyCindy
Yes that's right Link, I have painted my Schween!

Anonymous >> #1004246
Posted on 2017-12-15 23:38:33 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

@Him
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!

TruBlu95 >> #1004279
Posted on 2017-12-16 00:15:21 Score: 11 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

@Anon #1004246
Wait a minute, Link, don't leave the cave! Where do you think you're going?

BendyCindy >> #1006586
Posted on 2017-12-18 05:21:01 Score: 12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

@TruBlu95

This is a great change to fondle
scrotum that you're blowing!

tiger837 >> #1006818
Posted on 2017-12-18 11:26:50 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Lol that video was funny and this is funny.

Anonymous >> #1022780
Posted on 2018-01-04 16:23:06 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

My name is link y'all I'm straight outta Hyrule been on the force of good since 1986 old school now I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam. Hold on a minute link. Hey what's up old man?

Anonymous >> #1427453
Posted on 2018-12-06 02:15:12 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Wish I could take one of those

Anonymous >> #7086453
Posted on 2021-11-18 22:06:29 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

My name is Link, y'allI'm straight outta HyruleBeen on the force of goodSince 1986, old schoolI'm bringing you a laid backSummertime jam Hold on a minute, LinkHey, what's up, old man?I see that you're embarkingOn another epic questYou're gonna use your ocarinaTo rescue the princessBut you'll need a magic weaponThat'll never ever missIt's dangerous to go aloneTake this Thanks, Old ManThat is really very niceI can always count on youFor help and friendly adviceThough I've never seen a swordOf quite that shape or sizeOh god, that's not a swordIt's your dick in disguise Yes, I can't lieI have painted my shweenNow grab your destinyIf you know what I meanWait a minute, LinkDon't leave the caveWhere do you think you're going?This is a great chanceTo fondle old scrotumThat you're blowing That was weirdBut whateverThere is no time to loseI've got to warp right now to ZeldaIn this chilled out grooveWait, this isn't Ganon's lairI'm in Liberty CityThis place looks just like PhiladelphiaBut even more shitty I'm at the corner of Dead CopAnd Prostitute JunctionSomething in my Ocarina must haveGone and malfunctionedI gotta fix it quicklyThere is justice to do Hold on a minute, LinkOld Man, is that you?This is a place you can't surviveWith just your sword and your witsIt's dangerous to go aloneTake this Well that's really kind of-GahThat's your wrinkled dick againLook, I know I wear a tunicBut I'm not into men Don't be that way, bitchLet me introduce youTo my three best friendsMr. Johnson and the Juice CrewIf you see the princess ZeldaWell, you know you're gonna grab herSo why don't you try to come grabMy inflatable Poo Jabber Oh my god I gotta warp outta herePrincess Zelda awaitsI must defeat GanondorfBefore it gets too lateOk, now I reallyDon't know where I am Hold on a minute, LinkGod dammit, Old ManYou're in Raccoon CityIt's a zombie abyssIt's dangerous to go aloneTake- NoFuck youI'm not giving you aI'm not touching your weenStop the chilled out groove JeezI come in hereYou tell me you've gotA wee wee weaponIt's not coolNot gonna touch itI'm not gonna sp- No So is that a "No" on the handjob or?Ok