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Anonymous >> #834032
Posted on 2017-06-01 09:33:52 Score: 17 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
You know those days when a dude that looks like a fucking tropical island threw up on him and your a three eyed salamander and almost get you balls cut off we all had them days

Anonymous >> #857423
Posted on 2017-07-03 07:48:35 Score: 12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Referring to one self as a three eyed salamander sounds like a kid over reacting to puberty.

Anonymous >> #1171689
Posted on 2018-05-26 08:06:32 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Learning your penis is too small to make the "cut" in become a trophy is the epitome of mixed blessing.

Anonymous >> #1937546
Posted on 2019-07-25 00:44:43 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Death by Snoo Snoo

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