w33w33 >> #828293
Posted on 2017-05-23 08:24:17 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Palutena: Why go for a Princess like Zelda when you can have a Goddess like me Link?

Link: Uhhhhhh.....

Palutena: Say no more, let us make love right here, right now.

Anonymous >> #828309
Posted on 2017-05-23 09:44:54 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Zelda's a Goddess too. You could at least learn the basic details of the characters before trying to make a story.

whatever6969 >> #828598
Posted on 2017-05-23 23:24:27 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Zelda is not a goddess, she's a weilder of the triforce which was made by the goddess nayru.

Anonymous >> #828600
Posted on 2017-05-23 23:27:10 Score: 9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

and Zelda is the goddess Hylia, who created the triforce

w33w33 >> #828709
Posted on 2017-05-24 02:56:24 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Lets just say that Palutena doesn't know that Zelda is a goddess herself

Anonymous >> #844007
Posted on 2017-06-15 16:42:50 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Zelda is a human reincarnation of the goddess hylia. She gave up her immortality.

PalutenaTheGoddess >> #2289249
Posted on 2019-11-20 07:23:39 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Fuck me harder, Link! Zelda's a waste of your little hero of sex between your legs.