Leviwolf-leviathan >> #819661
Posted on 2017-05-11 02:00:29 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Rowlet: holy shit we have a snivy in danger, I'll repeat there is a snivy that is in great danger!
Tepig: oh no, oh no. Please don't let this be real!
Rowlet: its not a dream tepig, this is all real just remain calm.
Poplio: my my, why I have seen something like this many times but never has it been something non Pokemon!
Cimpchar: wait… you're telling us that this creature isn't a pokemon?
Poplio: sure am! Why, I don't know what it is but it sure isn't a pokemon.
Oshowott: How do we know that isn't a very edgy crossbreed of Litten and umbreon? I mean, both are shadow the hedgehog levels of edgy.
Umbreon: the fuck you say about me ya unwanted cunt?
Litten: it doesn't look like me but that sure isn't me or an umbreon. And I don't like being called "shadow the hedgehog".
Oshowott: well sorry, moody!
Turtwig: let's just save snivy for crying out fucking loud!
Bulbasaur: I'm with turtwig on this one!
Squirtle: me too!
Charmander: I'm also with turtwig!
Tepig: me too!
Charchimp: so am I!
Oshowott: I'm also in on this.
Litten: this is so fucking stupid but what else in startes anonomus is there to do? Pin the name on the edgelord?
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Anonymous >> #7196975
Posted on 2021-11-30 10:36:25 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^incomprehensible, ive met with a terrible fate