oh my, a wonderful mushroom in such a place

you're wrong!
that's not a mushroom!
don't pinch it with the chopsticks!

if i'm not mistaken, it's ripe
it has to be a male mushroom.
that red tip is proof

are you an idiot?
why would this be a mushroom!

if you say it's not a mushroom, then what is this?
tell me if you know

u-um...this is my...pe-...pe-...

i can't hear you!
answer me clearly in a loud voice

y-you're mean!
even though you know, why are you doing this!