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Anonymous >> #764687
Posted on 2017-02-15 21:23:43 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Question: How is he still alive? Seriously. If the lightning bot is strong enough to destroy the tree, then he should be dead.

Anonymous >> #765009
Posted on 2017-02-16 06:59:35 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I think those are two separate points in time - he wasn't around for the lightning.

(Well, also, he wouldn't necessarily die. In fact, he'd probably live - lightning's hitting the tree, after all.)

Anonymous >> #765067
Posted on 2017-02-16 09:57:59 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Question: How is he still alive? Seriously. One erection and it's brain damage.

Anonymous >> #765242
Posted on 2017-02-16 18:21:51 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
@Anonymous2
I read the story this is based off of and he was standing at the tree, jerking off on it, when the lightning hit. It destroyed the tree and caused splinters to go into him, but he just gets up like it's nothing.

An electrical blast like that would do more damage. Racially now that there is a liquid connection between him and the tree.

Anonymous >> #765880
Posted on 2017-02-17 16:00:09 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
@Anonymous4
I think you meant especially, not racially.

Anonymous >> #766692
Posted on 2017-02-19 00:34:12 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I mean, jizz doesn't just hang in the air making a connection, so it doesn't matter that much if it's there or not. Splinters could hurt, I guess.

Anonymous >> #767499
Posted on 2017-02-20 07:44:07 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Lightning is a powerful force. A bolt hit a tree a few yards from my home, knocked me and most of my stuff out, and tore up the ground around the tree. Let's face it, Willie "Coyote" Long should be a crisp on the ground.

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