Anonymous >> #545957
Posted on 2016-02-14 23:40:37 Score: 51 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Sorry, but it's called; No reason boner. (now that's a reference that no one will get.)

dualnexus >> #546142
Posted on 2016-02-15 08:14:50 Score: 27 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I get it! What's my prize

Anonymous >> #546720
Posted on 2016-02-16 15:51:37 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

ninja sex party right?

Anonymous >> #548076
Posted on 2016-02-19 16:16:55 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I dunno WHY... but I like the boys underwear.

HydraBorn52 >> #3537782
Posted on 2020-08-06 11:46:37 Score: 15 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

This song is about a problem that I haveFrequently[Verse 1]There are three, three, three kinds of erectionsSome are sexual, some occur duringPeriods of nervous tensionBut there's a mysterious third kindThat no one really understandsIt happens when your shlong decidesTo take matters into its own hands[Chorus]No reason bonerNo reason bonerIt baffles scientistsNo reason boner[Verse 2]This morning I was having breakfastAt the Midtown dinerThe bagel was deliciousAnd the coleslaw couldn't be finerGot a weird look from the waitressWhen I asked her for the checkI looked down and realizedI was one hundred percent erect[Chorus]No reason bonerNo reason bonerI like coleslaw but not that muchNo reason boner[Skit 1][Mailman] Hi! Welcome to the post office[Danny] Thanks! I just need to mail this package[Mailman] No problem, just place it on the scale[Danny] Sure thing!Oh! Oh god! I, I can't right now![Mailman] Why not?[Danny] I, I have to go. I have a, uh, doctor's appointment at the dentist's![Verse 3]Now things are a little awkwardBetween my mailman and IThat was not my best lieI was just covering up for my[Chorus]No reason bonerNo reason bonerThat was the wrong kind of package to mailNo reason boner[Skit 2][Zookeeper] Hi! Welcome to the zoo![Danny] Great! I love the zoo! Look at all those monkeys![Zookeeper] Actually, those technically aren't monkeys, they're macaques[Danny] Wow! Macaque's really hairy!Uh, so, what time does the zoo close?[Zookeeper] About eight o'clock[Danny] Great! That gives me a chance t-- Oh godOh, not- not now! Not in front of the children!Why have you forsaken me lord!?[Bridge]This is no laughing matterThis is not some kind of gameI can tuck away my JohnsonBut I can never tuck away the shameIt can happen anytimeIt can happen anywhereWhen the Loch Ness MonsterDecides he wants to randomly come up for air[Chorus]No reason boner, oh!No reason bonerYou're ruining my lifeNo reason boner[Outro]No reason bonerNo reason bonerWhy?...Boner

Anonymous >> #4832452
Posted on 2021-03-05 20:36:48 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Top ten pictures taken seconds before disaster

Apple3.14 >> #4961536
Posted on 2021-03-23 20:34:07 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Ah the return of the why boner WITH A VENGEANCE