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Anonymous >> #535355
Posted on 2016-01-24 03:13:02 Score: -4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
This picture should be tagged "Mary Sue", since Rey is in it.

Catwoman >> #535421
Posted on 2016-01-24 05:58:40 Score: 9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
We all know this is going to happen eventually...

Killua >> #535422
Posted on 2016-01-24 06:02:08 Score: -8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Because Luke Skywalker was totally not a gary stu..

Anonymous >> #535428
Posted on 2016-01-24 06:13:03 Score: 24 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Luke needed three movies to become awesome and made many mistakes along the way. Rey instantaneously masters everything thrown her way, even things she couldn't possibly know about beforehand.

Killua >> #535430
Posted on 2016-01-24 06:17:56 Score: -6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Based on shit we only see on screen …

Anakin Skywalker:

Was created “by the will of the Force.”

Had a “midichlorian count higher than Master Yoda,” whatever the hell that means.

Won a high-speed race so dangerous humans normally didn’t participate.

Built a complex droid with a sophisticated, omni-lingual AI from garbage.

Flew a combat fighter and detonated a droid control ship.

Did all of the above *before he hit puberty.*

Luke Skywalker:

Could hit 2 meter targets (Womp rats) with the weapons aboard a T-16, essentially a glorified Ford Escort with wings.

Began displaying Force abilities and awareness after only two-three days in the company of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Used this rudimentary knowledge a few days later to out-maneuver a Sith Lord *and* destroy the largest space battle station ever known to be constructed at the time.

Spent the next few years teaching *himself* the Force, including telekinesis.

In under two weeks in the company of Yoda, managed to catch up on all the necessary Youngling and Padawan training he’d missed out on. (Remember, after he came back to Yoda, the old Jedi told Luke his training was complete.)

Built his own Lightsaber using nothing more than instructions and junk left over in Obi-Wan’s hut on Tatooine (the deleted scene).

And then went on to single handedly rebuild the Jedi Order and trained a future Sith Lord.

Now … explain to me why Rey’s a “Mary Sue” again? Specially considering that she is most likely related to the Skywalker family? Just like Kylo is?

Mary Sue my ass.

Anonymous >> #535454
Posted on 2016-01-24 07:17:03 Score: -9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I'll let this guy explain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm5Ma3BUjps

FetishyCockSlut >> #535483
Posted on 2016-01-24 08:18:57 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Fun fact: John Boyega, the actor who played Finn, is British and has the accent to show it. In the film, he adopted an American accent.

Abigail >> #535488
Posted on 2016-01-24 08:36:14 Score: -6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Luke: Destroys the Galactic Empire's Largest and Fully Operational Battle Station three days removed from moisture farming on Tatooine with little to no combat training, never mind Jedi training.

Rey: Wins a duel against a partially trained force-user who took a Bowcaster bolt to the stomach three days removed from surviving on her own on a harsh desert planet where she had to be skilled and strong to survive.

If anyone is any sort of "Sue" from the Force Awakens, it's fucking Poe Dameron. He is the one that miraculously escapes from Jakku under imperial watch and eventually destroys Starkiller Base. Rey literally only wins a fight against a wounded force-user and force-persuades a stormtrooper. She doesn't even set off the charges on Starkiller Base, that was Chewie. Fuck, she didn't even kill Kylo Ren. She contributed little to nothing when it came to the destruction of Starkiller Base.

I mean, come on, guys...do you even know what "Mary Sue" means?

Anonymous >> #535608
Posted on 2016-01-24 14:42:18 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Fun fact: if you look at the drawing for long enough you'll notice there's more than just Star Wars; it's also porn. Seems like not many people noticed.

Anonymous >> #536074
Posted on 2016-01-25 11:50:05 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
>> #535421 Cool story, slut

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