Anonymous >> #481796
Posted on 2015-10-05 04:56:07 Score: 18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

no wonder they call it the Solar System - the Sun is a total pimp!
btw the Moon looks extremely bored here.

Anonymous >> #481799
Posted on 2015-10-05 05:05:17 Score: 27 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Am I right in thinking that Earth's vagina would be the Mariana Trench?

Anonymous >> #481803
Posted on 2015-10-05 05:09:25 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Wow.. He's making them really *hot*.

Anonymous >> #481931
Posted on 2015-10-05 08:26:41 Score: 16 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

this needs a "why" tag on it.

Gloom >> #482128
Posted on 2015-10-05 21:49:25 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

So... where's Mercury?

Anonymous >> #482228
Posted on 2015-10-06 01:57:45 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I assume mercury isn't featured as he's a male planet and the sun is straight.

Anonymous >> #486759
Posted on 2015-10-14 22:50:53 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Planet sex must be pretty sad to fap to. Not judging preference just what I think...

Anonymous >> #487198
Posted on 2015-10-15 19:51:34 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^^^ This wasn't meant for fapping, this is just hilarious xD

Anonymous >> #489597
Posted on 2015-10-20 21:58:44 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

i would bang tHE SHIT OUTTA THOSE PLANET SLUTS!!!!
but personally i would like to see a pluto and saturn version instead

Anonymous >> #579335
Posted on 2016-04-25 06:43:55 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

you wouldn't fuck a planet