Anonymous >> #349838
Posted on 2014-12-14 06:21:39 Score: -18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Never try that in real life!!! Not unless you want them to die a slow death. If that blade is sharp in anyway, that Elf is going to die.

Anon_A_Mous >> #349843
Posted on 2014-12-14 06:35:26 Score: -15 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

(whispers) Then maybe the sword's not real.

Anonymous >> #349919
Posted on 2014-12-14 12:05:23 Score: -15 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Unless there's a dildo on the end of it, even a dull blade could rupture his intestines. I'm just saying, don't try everything you see here. Think first.

midnighthero >> #349947
Posted on 2014-12-14 13:40:15 Score: 18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

its a statue though read the picture tee hee xD

Anonymous >> #353073
Posted on 2014-12-21 20:08:30 Score: -6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

ive tried that yesterday with a sharp blade and its absolutely safe.
if you want to do it too go ahead people.

Anonymous >> #359947
Posted on 2015-01-06 09:22:31 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I'd put my sword in "her" stone any day

Anonymous >> #377890
Posted on 2015-02-22 18:11:04 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Anyone who sticks there penis inside the statue when there is no blade present, becomes the new blade. These blades aren't really all that rare anymore.

Anonymous >> #393379
Posted on 2015-03-31 17:21:19 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Considering only the worthy may pull that blade out, that statue has the tightest pucker in all creation.

Shagguar >> #652029
Posted on 2016-08-22 17:34:45 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Omg, I can't fap to this!! It's too damn funny!!! Plus the comments just makes it funnier.

Funniest comment I've seen:

"Tightest pucker in all creation"

Shad0ws >> #1544736
Posted on 2019-02-08 12:50:58 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I'm gonna be first one to say it.
Pull-out game strong.