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Anonymous >> #327719
Posted on 2014-10-17 22:19:38 Score: 31 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Lmafo this is just hilarious!

Anonymous >> #329199
Posted on 2014-10-22 02:42:35 Score: 9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Ha he got woad on his wood xD

Mally >> #329212
Posted on 2014-10-22 03:15:48 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Strength and honour.

Anonymous >> #344345
Posted on 2014-11-30 10:21:30 Score: 12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
You know, this is somewhat historically accurate. Most Celtic tribals the Romans fought actually stripped bare ass naked and charged into battle covered in blue paint and weapons raised. Because nothing says you're a badass like laying your dick on an enemy's sword.

Anonymous >> #354779
Posted on 2014-12-25 23:12:22 Score: 18 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I guess they have a very bad case of blue balls.

Anime_Tomboy >> #354781
Posted on 2014-12-25 23:14:34 Score: -7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I was. You wouldn't believe were I got blue, but you should see where I left my red ;p (waving around a red painted strap-on and sporting many blue marks myself ^^)

Anonymous >> #358496
Posted on 2015-01-03 13:31:22 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
The Romans didn't have pants either. Cold winters, my friend, cold winters indeed.

Anonymous >> #358949
Posted on 2015-01-04 13:05:34 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Yeah, I looked at my sources and it seems I got my information mixed up. I meant to say Celtic tribals who fought other tribes, not the Romans. Thanks for the correction.

Anonymous >> #358950
Posted on 2015-01-04 13:08:54 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Did you know that blue swirls represented vaginas in ancient Celtic culture? And it was totally normal to paint it on your body for battle. Because reasons.

Anonymous >> #358954
Posted on 2015-01-04 13:13:12 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Oh, I also didn't mean to imply that the celtics were savage. I have a largely Celtic heritage and simply wanted to say something interesting about my ancestors. Again, thanks for the correction.

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