Sardonic_VAMP >> #310436
Posted on 2014-09-01 22:41:21 Score: 15 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I would react that way as well if samus was naked in front of me. But. That gun Chief has is not from Halo o_o

Anonymous >> #312594
Posted on 2014-09-07 02:28:40 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Samus: You REALLY haven't seen a woman in a long time, have you?

Anonymous >> #312891
Posted on 2014-09-08 03:06:18 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Spartans have no sex drive due to their operations

Anonymous >> #316554
Posted on 2014-09-16 06:32:48 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Almost none. They still have one, but it's just damn near impossible to turn them on. If you DO manage to seduce a spartan, chances are:
1. You are the sexiest motherfucker alive.
2. You may break some bones during intercourse (unless you are a spartan, too).
3. You ( or someone else) may have drugged them.
4. If you have done the above, you should move far away, change your name and face, and carry a loaded .12 gauge with you everywhere (after the sex, of course. You drugged them for a reason, right?).

Anonymous >> #337571
Posted on 2014-11-14 04:58:57 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

What Cheif doesn't realise is Cortana is watching.

Anonymous >> #363576
Posted on 2015-01-15 07:39:14 Score: 3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Samus: What the fuck do you want!?

Anonymous >> #682686
Posted on 2016-10-10 19:44:00 Score: -2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

fucking neeeerds





this is cancer

Anonymous >> #1071238
Posted on 2018-02-21 11:45:04 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

*nerd stuff about how spartans have their sex-drive practically engineered out of them*