Advice to everyone! Seriously don't do this! You will die! You're body absorbs ALL the alcohol instead of being filtered thru your liver. You will get alcohol poisoning..
And according to quantum physics you could theoretically jump off the edge of the Grand Canyon and end up on top of the great Wall of china, that's still no reason to freakin' do it... there no excuse for stupidity.
Did you know: you can also die from regular drinking! I mean, I don't advise anyone to do this (it's faster and trickier to get the quantity right), but comparing something you can control and do safely every time if you're _extremely_ careful to a quantum event that has a much less than 10^-googolplex probability is a bit ridiculous.
Also, it still ultimately goes through your liver (how else is it going to get out of your blood), so the damage to your liver is the same or maybe slightly greater (less gradual). And the one instance of a man dying from butt chugging that wiki lists involves him taking three fucking litres of sherry up the butt. Which I think might kill you orally too (though maybe you'd throw up and survive that way). So I think the main lesson is: don't be a retard.
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Beer? Use moonshine. It's more effective.
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Also, it still ultimately goes through your liver (how else is it going to get out of your blood), so the damage to your liver is the same or maybe slightly greater (less gradual). And the one instance of a man dying from butt chugging that wiki lists involves him taking three fucking litres of sherry up the butt. Which I think might kill you orally too (though maybe you'd throw up and survive that way). So I think the main lesson is: don't be a retard.
Posted on 2014-08-26 04:11:35 Score: 8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Don't be scared to shove some beer up your ass. Nothing wrong with being on a budget.